The cover of this weeks NY Daily News makes me afraid. . .

. . .of cameras.

I don’t like taking pictures as anyone whose met me at a Dopefest would know. I have a mental image of what I look like and I don’t like having reality invading my dreams.

The camera can distort so easily. It can make you seem beautiful or hideous no matter what you actually look like. I am not a big Guliani fan but, my God! I’ve seen this guy in person and he does not look like a bitter, evil troll.

Unless the press got their hands on that picture he keeps hidden in his basement