The cult of Bohemian Grove

The KKK is never funny, except they kind of look like white hooded owls sometimes.

He is a servant of the owl goddess, of course. It’s well known.

So, I’m kind of disappointed that the owl was only a stone carving with moss all over it. I was really hoping for something more. I mean, if you are going to have 12 meter tall owls (glad we cleared that up, I was wondering myself if we were talking height, width, wing span or owl cock size…the latter being REALLY freaking scary), I would expect, I don’t know, 1 meter tall mice to go along with it (I mean, you got to feed those suckers something, amIrightorwhathuh?).

One what? Demon, servant of Satan or 12-meter owl? I guess it is possible I could be all three - nothing in the rule book against that, far as I know.

Let’s mix all this with some kkk conspiracy and make a crazy book. We gonna be fucking rich

Yeah, but you have to divide your XP evenly across your classes. That’s gonna slow you down a bunch.

Superbowl, you mean

Superb Owl

HE’S PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!!!

According to many people, I am a servant of Satan. Please, feel free to ask me anything.

My new friend, humans have been worshiping the Owl Goddess for tens of thousands of years longer than that Sumerian storm god upstart, Yahweh. If I were you I’d show more respect.

I dunno. What level is he? If he survives long enough, he’ll be a badass.

My pastor baptized an infant “Lilith.” What the hell do they teach in Lutheran seminaries? A Catholic priest would never do that because they are TAUGHT about demons and shit so they can name them and thus gain control over them in exorcisms.

Señor Vorpal Kickass’o rides again.

You know that literally nothing you’ve posted here comes from the Bible, right? Like, that whole war in heaven thing, with 1/3 of the host of angels joining Satan in his rebellion? Not in the Bible. Not a peep of it. The entire idea comes from the mind of the 17th century poet, John Milton, who wrote Paradise Lost. The number of people in the modern era who have embraced this idea as some sort of fact is kind of funny and kind of sad. It’s like someone deeply believing that they can someday be a Jedi, because nobody ever told them that Star Wars was a work of fiction.

Everything you’re posting is like that. Moloch symbolized by an owl? We know exactly where that idea came from, and it wasn’t the Babylonians. In all of recorded history, the association of Moloch with owls has occurred in one place, and one place only: people with conspiracy theories centered on the Bohemian Grove. Before the Bohemian Grove became a magnet for conspiracy theorists, there is no mention, anywhere, either in church records, the writings of self-described occultists, or the observations of either group by disinterested third parties, that called the owl a symbol of Moloch.

This board leans pretty atheistic and skeptic, so any idea that suggests that there might be supernatural forces at work in the world is going to get a lot of pushback here. But your ideas fail even if one accepts the existence of the supernatural, because your ideas are all hackneyed cliches whose origins can be traced pretty easily to entirely secular sources. You aren’t bringing up genuine mysteries that nobody can adequately explain. You are, almost without exception, bringing up ideas that can be definitively tracked down to sources that were unabashedly presenting them as original works of fiction.

Revelation 12:
3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

. . .

7 And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.

9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

= = =

Spyderkill’s version is a bit garbled, but one can discern where Milton’s tale did have an origin in scripture.

ETA: Miller is completely correct regarding that lack of connection between owls nd Moloch.

if I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times…ssssshhhhhhh

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I’m not so sure, to be honest. I mean, when was the last time Miller was in the 100 acre woods anyway? Also, that piglet guy looks shifty to me…

Well duh! Anybody who watches Sleepy Hollow knows that Moloch has horns like a Bighorn Sheep.

(sorry for editing your quote and if you meant to say anything other than “and” when you typed “nd” please accept my apologies, but I’m OCD like that)

Nice! I just spit beer on my cat. :stuck_out_tongue:

Incidentally, she’s on YouTube, too. I hear that’s what they jam at the Bo’ Gro’ afterparty. Dance floor goes cray cray.

Or at Davos.

I’ve heard though that the Bohemian Grove’s moment of glory was a planning meeting for the Manhattan project. It’s pretty hush-hush though: Drunky has the dark web link to a site they call wikipedia.

Cecil also wrote about the Bohemian Grove in 2010: Do U.S. leaders perform satanic rituals at Bohemian Grove? - The Straight Dope

I’ll add a link to Cecil’s discussion of the Trilateral Commission. Just because. Is the Trilateral Commission the secret organization that runs the world? - The Straight Dope

…and a selection of poetry from Allen Ginsberg: [INDENT]Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!

Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!

Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!

Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!

Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovahs! Moloch whose factories dream and croak in the fog! Moloch whose smoke-stacks and antennae crown the cities!

Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is the Mind!  [/INDENT]

And there you put your finger on the real problem with most conspiracy theories - they assume the powerful collude in camera.

I have a theory that Satan creates Conspiracy Theories to confuse the Faithful and cause them to waste time and effort chasing fantasies instead of doing God’s work on Earth. This has the side effect of making the Faithful look silly or stupid to those whose faith is dormant or wavering.

My only experience with Brazil was a short time in Rio, and I can say that the injunction to “clothe the naked” is sadly neglected there.