(To be sung to your daughter every night starting the day she is born)
Daddy love you very much.
He love you very very much.
He always take good care of you.
He always be real nice.
Daddy buy you pretty pony.
You can have lots of presents.
You are daddy’s little girl.
Daddy love you best of all.
You can have the brand new clothes.
You can have the brand new car.
You can have the special things.
Daddy get them, near or far.
'Cuz Daddy love you very much.
He love you very very much.
He always take good care of you.
He always be real nice.
Daddy always hold you close.
Daddy always keep you near.
You will take good care of him,
When he’s old and fat and drink on cheap beer.
Daddy never let you date.
You will never stay out late.
But don’t let it get you in a funk.
Stay home and take care of Daddy,
when he’s old and fat and drunk.
'Cuz Daddy love you very much.
He love you very very much.
He always take good care of you.
He always be real nice.
Thats good, I like it. You are pretty much the poster who has gotten me to hang around this board with some of the amusing stuff you write, but this one, I know exactly what you’re saying.
My daughter is nine now. If I recall correctly your’s is much younger. For those who have never experianced it, I wish you could,and I wish I could express it in writing as well as this song does. There is no greater feeling of joy in this world than watching this little critter come out of your wife, having the nurses wipe it off, then hand it to you saying “here Dad, this is your daughter.” All the thoughts that were in the OP song go through your head, along with many others. Daddy is going to take care of you is right up there. Daddy isn’t going to let you date 'till you’re 30 gets in there too, but you know that ain’t reasonable.
One thing that you do need to keep in mind, is that as they get older don’t let them walk all over you, 'cause they will. Daughters do that to ya. Mom’s are very good at maintaining the proper balance, because they know Daddy just wants to spoil the shit out of his little darling. It’s nature, and it will lead to some marital conversations down the road.
Take care of you and your’s buddy. I hope you have the voice to carry that song!
Daddy will buy you a new car, and then sell it.
Where it goes no one knows.
But when he comes home late at night,
You notice he bought candy for his nose.
Turns out he doesn’t do coke,
Apparently that stuffs a joke.
Nowhejustsnortshisgirlfriend’smedicationlikePerkasetsandtyloxthatshesavedupthroughalltheyearsthatshereallydidn’tneeditbutwasstillprescribed…
Daddy will let his little girl drive
About the time she’s 35
But never in Daddy’s car
And never with boys or beer and never very far
Unless the beer is for Daddy
And so are the pork rinds, chips and cigar.
Okay, very feeble. Damn, I miss TN*Hippie; he could work wonders with this!
