This Feud makes me smile! 
(And thanks for the “sexiest” votes - although flattery will get you nowhere. ;))
I wish I had gone with my first instinct for question 2…
My keyboard said SWB, but my twig n’ berries said… ahem
- Indygrrl
- pass
- Eve
- Cafe Society
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- 1920’s Death Ray
- IANAL
- Moderators
- Kilvert’s Pagan
- Sequential threads
- Well…modesty fobids…
- Garius
- Eve
- MPSIMS
- Office Space
- I burning your dog!
- YMMV
- Tipping waitstaff
- Sampiro
- Cat topics–what to name a cat, our new cat, etc.
- Kytheria
- Sampiro
- don’t ask
- The Game Room
- Snakes on a Plane
- 1920s style death ray
- OP
- American politics
- Scylla
- Kitten pictures
- HazelNutCoffee
- VunderBob
- swampbear
- MPSIMS
- The Princess Bride
- 1920’s Style Death Ray
- IANA…
- politics
- VivaLostWages
- the MMP
Scoring…
The answers, and some interesting ones at that!
1. OpalCat 7
- Indygrrl 4
- Dolores Reborn 3
- HazelNutCoffee 3
- Anaamika 2
- Ivylass 2
- After me, Anastaseon 1
- An Alternate Universe Female version of Amp 1
- Beaucarnea 1
- EJ’sGirl 1
- Elenia28 1
- gabriella 1
- Kytheria 1
- Lionne (Gee, that was a no-brainer) 1
- lobstermobster 1
- Ms. Purl McKnittington 1
- pbbth 1
- Rilchiam 1
- Silver Tyger Girl 1
- Sleeps with Butterflies 1
- Well…modesty forbids… 1
2. Giraffe 3
2. Noone Special 2
2. Sampiro 2
2. SSG Schwartz 2
2. 5 time champ 1
2. Amp 1
2. Antinor01 1
2. Argent Towers 1
2. Boyo Jim 1
2. Bricker 1
2. Cluricaun 1
2. fervour 1
2. Full Metal Lotus 1
2. Garius 1
2. Happy Scrappy Hero Pup* 1
2. Johnny LA 1
2. LOUNE 1
2. Monstre 1
2. Oldscratch 1
2. pass 1 1
2. pass 2 1
2. Qadgop the Mercotan 1
2. Rico 1
2. Santo Rugger* 1
2. SkipMagic 1
2. Soul 1
2. swampbear 1
2. VunderBob 1
2. What Exit 1
2. World Eater 1
2. Zebra 1
3. Sampiro 6
3. Eve 5
3. Vinyl Turnip 4
3. Cervaise 3
3. Autolycus 2
3. Lieu 2
3. Scylla 2
3. Amp 1
3. Boyo Jim 1
3. Bryan Ekers 1
3. don’t ask 1
3. koxinga 1
3. Least Original User Name Ever (LOUNE) 1
3. Master Wang-Ka 1
3. Photopat 1
3. Shirly Ujest 1
3. Shodan 1
3. swampbear 1
3. Terrifel 1
4. MPSIMS 15
4. The Game Room 6
4. IMHO 5
4. Cafe Society 4
4. General Questions 2
4. Great Debates 2
4. The Pit 2
5. Lord of the Rings 9
5. The Princess Bride 8
5. Star Wars 6
5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 3
5. Office Space 2
5. Princess Bride 2
5. Gone With the Wind 1
5. Pulp Fiction 1
5. Showgirls 1
5. Snakes on a Plane 1
5. Titanic 1
5. To Kill a Mockingbird 1
6. 1920’s-style Death Ray 16
6. When come back, bring pie 6
6. Gotcha ya! 2
6. I got nuthin’ 2
6. Penis ensues 2
6. Rio, by Duran Duran 2
6. Batman, if he’s prepared 1
6. fnord 1
6. I am the fucking hall monitor 1
6. I burning your dog! 1
6. I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter 1
6. IANA… 1
7. IANA… 15
7. YMMV 8
7. IMHO 3
7. DNFTT 2
7. FTR 2
7. IIRC 1
7. MPSIMS 1
7. OP 1
7. SDMB 1
7. TBTB 1
7. WtF 1
8. Obesity 9
8. Cats - Indoor or outdoor? (declawing) 7
8. Tipping 6
8. Politics 4
8. Threads being closed 2
8. Anything criticizing Israel. 1
8. Fuck You and Your Ugly Kitty Pics 1
8. Liberal media bias 1
8. Moderators 1
8. Religion 1
8. Shoes off or on in the house 1
8. SUVs 1
8. Why do all ___ people… 1
9. Sampiro 8
9. Scylla 4
9. Qagdop the Mercotan 2
9. siam sam 2
9. Amp 1
9. Cervaise 1
9. Dolores Reborn 1
9. Euthanasiast 1
9. Giraffe 1
9. Johnny L.A. 1
9. Kilvert’s Pagan 1
9. Lekatt 1
9. Lobsang 1
9. Northern Piper’s 1
9. Rickjay 1
9. Shagnasty 1
9. Shodan 1
9. Silenus 1
9. tdn 1
9. Tipping 1
9. Tokyo Player 1
9. tomndebb 1
9. Twickster 1
9. VivaLostWages 1
10. Pets w/ pics 18
10. Sequential threads 3
10. Dopefests 2
10. Meaning of your username 2
10. Relationship issues 2
10. the MMP 2
10. Ask a… 1
10. I’m bored, entertain me 1
10. I’m New. 1
10. May 5, 1945 - we shall remember 1
10. Scary/creepy things that have happened to you 1
10. TMI 1
10. weight loss 1
And our Dopiest Doper is ~drumroll~ Amp! Way to go! :: flings confetti:: Amp only got 4 right - but they were the top scoring 4 answers! Perfect score was 294.44.
This one was kinda tough! Thanks for playing, everyone, and thanks to SSG Schwartz for a good time!
New one in the morning - it should prove to be a simple one that everyone will play quickly! (So we can have another in the afternoon.)
1. Amp 211.11
2. SSG Schwartz 205.56
3. WVmom 202.78
4. Zebra 188.89
5. Miller 186.11
6. Baker 186.11
7. IvoryTowerDenizen 186.11
8. This’ll Do 183.33
9. Oredigger77 177.78
10. anyrose 175.00
11. Scribble 172.22
12. Alice The Goon 169.44
13. Spoons 169.44
14. Soul 166.67
15. Really Not All That Bright 163.89
16. JSexton 161.11
17. photopat 152.78
18. tdn 141.67
19. Dead Cat 138.89
20. lawoot 138.89
21. Freudian Slit 138.89
22. want2know 133.33
23. Dolores Reborn 125.00
24. Sternvogel 119.44
25. Cluricaun 116.67
26. El_Kabong 113.89
27. Gala Matrix Fire 113.89
28. 5 time champ 108.33
29. Scuba_Ben 105.56
30. Windwalker 97.22
31. gonzomax 88.89
32. fisha 86.11
33. Švejk 66.67
34. Mtgman 44.44
This kind of makes up for not winning the Rap Feud. Holy crap those are some low scores.
Woo Hoo!!! I came in second. I have never made it into the top 20.
SSG Schwartz
Oh, wow, I got third! My best yet! Those answers were all over the place, weren’t they?
I got left out of the scoring. 
OMG! I did a bad thing. I left out the top two entries when I cut and pasted the winners.
Amp, I’m sorry, but you came in third. Sylver Tiger Girl is our winner! :: flings confetti pathetically::Swampy, you came in second.
I’m sorry, everybody! I’m so embarrassed.
Here is the updated list:
**1. Silver Tyger Girl 261.11 **
2. swampbear 244.44
3. Amp 211.11
4. SSG Schwartz 205.56
5. WVmom 202.78
6. Zebra 188.89
7. Miller 186.11
8. Baker 186.11
9. IvoryTowerDenizen 186.11
10. This’ll Do 183.33
11. Oredigger77 177.78
12. anyrose 175.00
13. Scribble 172.22
14. Alice The Goon 169.44
15. Spoons 169.44
16. Soul 166.67
17. Really Not All That Bright 163.89
18. JSexton 161.11
19. photopat 152.78
20. tdn 141.67
21. Dead Cat 138.89
22. lawoot 138.89
23. Freudian Slit 138.89
24. want2know 133.33
25. Dolores Reborn 125.00
26. Sternvogel 119.44
27. Cluricaun 116.67
28. El_Kabong 113.89
29. Gala Matrix Fire 113.89
30. 5 time champ 108.33
31. Scuba_Ben 105.56
32. Windwalker 97.22
33. gonzomax 88.89
34. fisha 86.11
35. Švejk 66.67
36. Mtgman 44.44
You can share my seat at number seven.
Here, I’ll scooch over.
ETA: apparently, nine (although the three up of should share 7- unless this is Olympic gymnastics scoring!!). Can I share your seat instead? 
Wow, knocked from gold to bronze. I can’t accept that. I would like both Silver Tyger Girl and swampbear tested for performance enhancing substances.
Maybe you should just shoot the judge…
No way, then who would host the Feuds?
Speaking of which - the new one is up.