The Daily Feud: How Things Go Wrong by Windwalker [Game Over]

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21
  1. Skiing
  2. DUI
  3. Being late
  4. Fart in an elevator
  5. Lust (sleeping with your spouse, etc.)
  6. Run them over
  7. Whisky dick
  8. Joel Schumacher is a tool
  9. While whacking off to 'net porn
  10. Morphed from a black man to a white woman
22
  1. Skiing
  2. Cellphones
  3. Incompetence
  4. Arrogance
  5. Infidelity
  6. Gun
  7. Old age
  8. Greed
  9. Business trip overseas
  10. Billy Jean was not his love
23
  1. Skiing
  2. Drunk driving
  3. Incompetence
  4. Murder someone
  5. Over a potential sex partner
  6. Car accident
  7. Drunkenness
  8. Greed
  9. End of composing a paper
  10. Went insane
24
  1. Falling off a ladder
  2. Drunk driving
  3. Stealing from the company
  4. Call in a bomb threat
  5. Friend is in love with your partner
  6. Hunting accident
  7. Being drunk
  8. Somebody thought it would sell tickets?
  9. After you finish a term paper, but before you save it
  10. Too famous at too young an age
25
  1. Name a way to break your leg.
  2. Name a reason why a car accident happens.
  3. Name a reason for getting fired.
  4. Name a way to piss off as many people as possible.
  5. Name a reason for being betrayed by a friend.
  6. Name a way to accidentally kill someone.
  7. Name a reason for not being able to get it up.
  8. Explain the existence of the film Batman & Robin.
  9. Name an inopportune moment for your computer to die.
  10. Explain what happened to Michael Jackson (interpret that as you will!)
  11. Skiing
  12. talking on cellphone
  13. sexual harassment
  14. voting republican
  15. affair with friends spouse
  16. car accident
  17. old age
  18. profits
  19. just before you save spreadsheet
  20. vanity
26
  1. Skiing
  2. Inattention
  3. Too much internet surfing
  4. Talk on your cell phone during a movie
  5. Money
  6. Hit/run over them with your car
  7. Stress
  8. There is a Devil and he’s very active in Hollywood
  9. Right in the middle of a raid boss fight in WoW
  10. His brain was taken over by aliens
27
  1. Falling down stairs
  2. Talking on cellphone
  3. Incompetence
  4. Witness *
  5. Cheated with your SO
  6. Car accident
  7. Too tired
  8. Repressed homosexuality
  9. Middle of unsaved thesis
  10. Excessive plastic surgery
  • As in, “Have you accepted Jesus as your savior?”
28
  1. skiing
  2. DUI
  3. insubordination
  4. spamming
  5. love triangle
  6. car accident
  7. excessive drinking
  8. I’m afraid I can’t do that
  9. Just before a save
  10. Too much money, not enough reality.
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  1. Name a way to break your leg.

  2. Name a reason why a car accident happens.

  3. Name a reason for getting fired.

  4. Name a way to piss off as many people as possible.

  5. Name a reason for being betrayed by a friend.

  6. Name a way to accidentally kill someone.

  7. Name a reason for not being able to get it up.

  8. Explain the existence of the film Batman & Robin.

  9. Name an inopportune moment for your computer to die.

  10. Explain what happened to Michael Jackson (interpret that as you will!)

  11. snow skiing

  12. reckless driving

  13. unexcused absences

  14. send em one of those chain emails

  15. jealousy

  16. car accident (manslaughter)

  17. prostate problems

  18. they’re the original ambiguously gay duo, right?

  19. just when you’ve finished up an oevre OP for the MMP

  20. there is no explanation that would make sense–the boy child is warped.

30
  1. Skiing
  2. Not paying attention
  3. Surfin NSFW sites
  4. Be sloshed at an office party
  5. Having a really hot slutty girlfriend
  6. Driving in bad conditions
  7. Nervousness
  8. Hollywood
  9. Just when you’re about to press save
  10. He turned white
31
  1. Skiing
  2. Not paying attention
  3. Being an asshole
  4. Be a bad driver
  5. Money
  6. Car accident
  7. Drunk
  8. There is none
  9. When writing your thesis
  10. Fame
32
  1. Skiing
  2. Drunk Driving
  3. Incompetence
  4. Be a jerk
  5. Love
  6. Car accident
  7. Drunk
  8. Money
  9. Just before saving an important document
  10. He went insane
33
  1. Falling (out of a tree)
  2. Cell phones
  3. Insubordination
  4. Talking in a movie theater
  5. Cheats with your significant other
  6. Car accident
  7. Drugs
  8. Studio wanted to make money
  9. You’re not through watching “that” video
  10. Pedofilia
34
  1. Fall from a ladder
  2. Talking on cellphone
  3. Showing up late too often
  4. Run for president
  5. Lending money
  6. Talking on cellphone while driving
  7. Picked up ugly chick
  8. Drugs in Hollywood
  9. Any time
  10. All of the above
35
  1. Skiing
  2. Drunk driving
  3. Theft
  4. Cell phone in a theater
  5. Sex with their significant other
  6. Car accident
  7. Too drunk
  8. An attempt to make money
  9. Writing your thesis
  10. Too much too soon

Joe

36
  1. Skiing
  2. Drinking
  3. Not showing up
  4. Loud radio
  5. Sex
  6. Drunk driving
  7. Stress
  8. The devil
  9. Finishing important paper
  10. Abused by father
37
  1. Skiing accident
  2. Driver is drunk
  3. Excessive absenteeism
  4. Hold up a customer line
  5. He sleeps with your wife
  6. Car accident
  7. Partner is insufficiently alluring
  8. Producers took lots of drugs
  9. Completing tax filing
  10. Too much fame too soon
  11. At the bank, fast-food restaurant, etc.
  12. Or “she sleeps with your boyfriend”, etc.
  13. Of course, it’s never my fault… :dubious:
38
  1. Fall while skiing
  2. Speeding
  3. Incompetence
  4. Express a political difference
  5. Lust
  6. Allergen in food
  7. Too drunk
  8. People wanted to see George Clooney in a rubber suit with built-in manipples
  9. While finishing a big report for work
  10. Really, really bad plastic surgery
39

… Um, not sure how you would score #1 (as “falling” or “skiing,” but I propose that we go with whatever would give me the most points, since this one was REALLY hard).

40

Delores, you will have your work cut out for you on this one!

  1. Ski accident
  2. Rain/wet pavement
  3. Stealing
  4. Become a Nazi
  5. Steals your boyfriend/girlfriend
  6. Vehicular manslaughter
  7. Intoxication
  8. Potential profits
  9. Important paper due tomorrow
  10. Young mind warped by fame

Gosh, half the challenge was getting these to five words or under! That could be a game in and of itself.

  1. That’s not really a “reason” … more like a circumstance where someone is betrayed by the friend.