The Daily Feud: Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television by 42fish [Game Over]

[Rebo]

Questions about the famed Carlin routine.

DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS

Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Google or other research is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me and I’ll get you on The List.

FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!

Write your answers like this; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.
JUST LIKE THIS:

1. answer <<—There is a space after the period!
2. response
3. rejoinder

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:00 PM Central on Wednesday, 12/03/08 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

(In case anyone needs reminding, the seven words, according to George Carlin’s famed routine, are “shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”)

Please don’t be shy. Spell them out, no asterisks please.

1. Name the most offensive of the seven.
2. Name the least offensive of the seven.
3. Name a euphemism for one of the seven.
4. Name a favorite two-way word (innocent in one context, dirty in another.)
5. In 6 words or fewer, name a situation when you would use one of the seven.
6. Other than ‘fuck you,’ name a phrase using ‘fuck.’
7. Name a phrase using ‘shit.’
8. Other than George Carlin, name a comedian who uses the seven a lot.
9. Name a movie that uses the seven a lot.
10. Name a person who actually used one of the seven on broadcast TV.

[OtakuLoki]

1. cunt
2. tits
3. poo
4. bugger
5. sex
6. fuck me
7. shit on a stick
8. Sarah Silverman
9. Blind Fury
10. George Carlin
11. Yes, I watch a lot of Dirty Jobs.
12. Because I hope that most people won’t be answering, “While discussing incontinence.”
13. “Shit.” “Fuck.” “Shitfuck!”
14. I don’t know if this is the case, but…

[Rebo]

1. Motherfucker
2. Tits
3. Boobs
4. Pissant
5. When you smash your finger
6. Fuck a duck
7. Shithead
8. Eddie Murphy
9. Scarface
10. Andy Sipowitz - Dennis Franz

[Freudian_Slit]

1. Cunt

2. Tits

3. Poop

4. Ass

5. You hurt yourself

6. What the fuck

7. Shit or get off the pot

8. Lenny Bruce

9. Goodfellas

10. Chris Rock

11. Uses–present tense? I know he’s dead but so is Carlin…

12. Just a guess…I couldn’t think of anyone else.

[Chronos]

1. Cunt
2. Tits
3. Make the beast with two backs (fuck)
4. Johnson
5. Hit thumb with hammer
6. What the fuck?
7. Shit-eating grin
8. Andrew Dice Clay
9. Pulp Fiction
10. George Carlin
    Note:
    10- He has to have gotten away with it at least once.

[El_Kabong]

1. Cunt
2. Tits
3. Boobs
4. Cock
5. Hit thumb with hammer
6. What the fuck?
7. Bullshit
8. Chris Rock
9. The Big Lebowski
10. Joe Scarborough

(10. Which I only knew about from this board)

My, the air has taken on a blueish tinge…

[SSG_Schwartz]

(In case anyone needs reminding, the seven words, according to George Carlin’s famed routine, are “shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”)

1. Cunt
2. Piss
3. poop
4. Pearl Necklace
5. When using the restroom
6. Fuck this
7. Shit happens
8. Andrew Clay
9. Reservoir Dogs
10. David Letterman

SSG Schwartz

#4 I know my knowledge will hurt me in this
#5 would be a normal day at work
#10 No idea

[rexnervous]

1. cunt
2. tits
3. boobs
4. bitch
5. hitting thumb with hammer
6. jesus fucking christ
7. holy shit
8. eddie murphy
9. scarface
10. charles rocket

first time I’ve done one of these…

[42fish]

1. Motherfucker
2. Tits
3. Shoot
4. Pussy
5. Minor injury
6. What the fuck?
7. Tough shit
8. Eddie Murphy
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Norm MacDonald

Notes:
2. As Carlin noted, “It’s such a friendly-sounding word”
4. Famed (albeit apocryphal) example: Zsa Zsa Gabor comes on the Tonight Show with her cat sitting in her lap. At some point she asks Johnny Carson, “Would you like to pet my pussy?” He replies, “Sure. Move the cat.”
5. Such as hitting your finger with a hammer, stubbing your toe against the furniture, etc.
10. Blew a line during Weekend Update on SNL and blurted out “What the fuck was that?”

[NDP]

(In case anyone needs reminding, the seven words, according to George Carlin’s famed routine, are “shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”)

Please don’t be shy. Spell them out, no asterisks please.

1. Motherfucker
2. Piss
3. Fark
4. Pussy
5. When you hurt yourself.
6. What the fuck?
7. Couldn’t tell shit from shinola.
8. Richard Pryor
9. Casino
10. Joe Scarborough

[anyrose]

1. cunt
2. tits
3. poop
4. pussy
5. upon sustaining a minor injury
6. What the fuck???
7. I don’t need this shit!
8. Eddie Murphy
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Norm MacDonald

[ShibbOleth]

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits

1. Cunt

2. Piss

3. Boobs

4. Dump

5. In the Pit

6. Fuck yeah

7. Holy Shit

8. Richard Pryor

9. Scarface

10. Joe Scarborough

11. Too bad “Deadwood” is not a movie.

[Larry_Borgia]

1. Cunt

2. Piss

3. poo

4. bitch

5. Injure myself

6. fuck off

7. shit for brains

8. Chris Rock

9. Pulp fiction

10. Bono

11. I was going to say Usual Suspects, where every other word is a curse word. I figure more people might choose PF

Bart: Me and Santa’s little helper used to be a team but he hasn’t been the same since his bitch moved in.
Marge: Bart!
Bart: But that’s what she is, a bitch.
Marge: I’m going to write the dictionary people about this. It seems like a mistake.

[notfrommensa]

(In case anyone needs reminding, the seven words, according to George Carlin’s famed routine, are “shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”)

1. Name the most offensive of the seven.
2. Name the least offensive of the seven.
3. Name a euphemism for one of the seven.
4. Name a favorite two-way word (innocent in one context, dirty in another.)
5. In 6 words or fewer, name a situation when you would use one of the seven.
6. Other than ‘fuck you,’ name a phrase using ‘fuck.’
7. Name a phrase using ‘shit.’
8. Other than George Carlin, name a comedian who uses the seven a lot.
9. Name a movie that uses the seven a lot.
10. Name a person who actually used one of the seven on broadcast TV.

1. Cunt
2. tits
3. make love
4. pussy
5. injuring oneself
6. fuck off
7. shit-faced
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Chris Rock

[astorian]

1. Cocksucker
2. Piss
3. Boobs
4. Cock
5. Favorite sports team screws up
6. What the fuck?
7. You’re full of shit.
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Bono

[Johnny_Q]

1. Cunt
2. Tits
3. Crap
4. Balls
5. When I screw something up
6. I don’t give a flying fuck
7. When the shit hits the fan
8. Eddie Murphy
9. Repo Man
10. Mandy Patinkin

[DfrntBreign]

1. cunt
2. tits
3. poop
4. prick
5. accidently injure myself
6. don’t give a fuck
7. stirring up shit
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Geraldo Rivera

Mama would be so proud.

[Yorikke]

1. Cunt
2. Piss
3. Poop
4. Cock
5. Hurt myself
6. Fuck off
7. Holy Shit!
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Charles Rocket

Joe

[ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]

1. Cunt
2. tits
3. boobs
4. pussy
5. I get hurt
6. Fuck off
7. Shit happens
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Bono

10 - Technically, he said “fucking”, but that’s close enough

[Baker]

1. Motherfucker
2. Tits
3. Poo
4. Dump
5. On hurting oneself
6. fuck all
7. shit for brains
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Capt. Picard

For #10, he actually said “Merde” which is French for “shit”