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Name the most offensive of the seven.
1. cunt 34 -
Motherfucker 10
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Cocksucker 2
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Fuck 1
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Name the least offensive of the seven.
2. tits 32 -
Piss 14
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Ass 1
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Name a euphemism for one of the seven.
3. Boobs/Boobies 16 -
Poo/Poop 13
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Crap 5
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Breasts 1
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Buns 1
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Doodie 1
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Fark 1
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Hooters 1
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make love 1
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Make the beast with two backs (fuck) 1
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Purple Throbber 1
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pussy 1
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Screw 1
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Shoot 1
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urinate 1
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venus flytrap 1
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Name a favorite two-way word (innocent in one context, dirty in another.)
4. Pussy 10 -
Balls 6
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Cock 6
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Ass 5
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bitch 2
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Dick 2
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Dump 2
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prick 2
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Suck 2
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bugger 1
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Johnson 1
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Joystick 1
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jugs 1
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Pearl Necklace 1
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Piss 1
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Pissant 1
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screw 1
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tits 1
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tool 1
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In 6 words or fewer, name a situation when you would use one of the seven.
5. Minor injury 27 -
During sex 5
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Annoying drivers in traffic 4
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When i break something/screw something up 2
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When I’m mad 2
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Favorite sports team screws up 1
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Flat tire 1
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Fuck you 1
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Fuck, the fucking fucker’s fucked. 1
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In the Pit 1
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racketball 1
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When using the restroom 1
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Other than ‘fuck you,’ name a phrase using ‘fuck.’
6. What the fuck? 13 -
fuck off 12
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fuck me 2
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Fuck this 2
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I don’t give a (flying) fuck 2
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America - fuck yeah! 1
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Fuck a duck 1
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fuck all 1
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fuck nugget 1
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Fuck that 1
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fuck the fucking fuckers 1
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Fuck yeah 1
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Fuckin’ A 1
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Fuckstain 1
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fuckup 1
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Go fuck yourself 1
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holy fucking shit 1
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jesus fucking christ 1
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Nice shoes; wanna fuck? 1
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pass 1
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snakes on a motherfucking airplane 1
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Name a phrase using ‘shit.’
**7. holy shit 7 -
Shit happens 7**
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shit for brains 4
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Bullshit 3
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No shit (Sherlock) 3
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Shit or get off the pot 2
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shit-faced 2
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You’re full of shit 2
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built like a brick shithouse 1
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Couldn’t tell shit from shinola. 1
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Don’t shit where you eat 1
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I don’t give a shit 1
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I don’t need this shit! 1
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Oh shit 1
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piece of shit 1
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shit on a stick 1
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shit outta luck 1
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Shit-eating grin 1
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Shithead 1
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shitstorm 1
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stirring up shit 1
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Tough shit 1
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When the shit hits the fan 1
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who shit in your cornflakes 1
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You think your shit don’t stink 1
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Other than George Carlin, name a comedian who uses the seven a lot.
8. Richard Pryor 23 -
Eddie Murphy 8
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Andrew Dice Clay 3
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Chris Rock 3
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Denis Leary 2
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Lenny Bruce 2
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Sarah Silverman 2
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Bob Saget 1
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Louis Black 1
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Pass 1
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Sam Kinison 1
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Name a movie that uses the seven a lot.
9. Pulp Fiction 22 -
Scarface 6
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Casino 2
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Glengarry Glen Ross 2
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Goodfellas 2
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Reservoir Dogs 2
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The Aristocrats 2
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The Big Lebowski 2
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anything by Quentin Tarantino 1
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Blind Fury 1
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Pass 1
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Repo Man 1
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Snakes on a Plane 1
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South Park 1
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The Usual Suspects 1
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Name a person who actually used one of the seven on broadcast TV.
10. Bono 11 -
Joe Scarborough 9
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Charles Rocket 6
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Norm MacDonald 4
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Chris Rock 3
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Dennis Franz 2
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George Carlin 2
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Capt. Picard 1
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Cher 1
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David Letterman 1
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Dick Cavett 1
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Dick Cheney 1
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Geraldo Rivera 1
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Jane Fonda 1
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Mandy Patinkin 1
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Mike Tyson 1
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Pass 1
And our resident potty-mouth is ~drumroll~ ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness!! Way to go! ::flings expletives:: ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness got 9/10 top answers. Excellent! Perfect was 414.90.
Thanks everyone! Thanks 42fish for a very blue Feud. 
New one up before 5 pm CST.
**1. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 412.77 **
2. bluecanary 393.62
3. criminey.jicket 387.23
4. Paintcharge 365.96
5. notfrommensa 351.06
6. wheresgeorge04 348.94
7. anyrose 346.81
8. Beadalin 344.68
9. Zebra 338.30
10. DfrntBreign 329.79
11. Redwing 314.89
11. Little Nemo 314.89
13. El_Kabong 308.51
14. Larry Borgia 302.13
15. Mahaloth 297.87
16. rexnervous 293.62
17. Purgatory Creek 289.36
18. Happy Lendervedder 287.23
18. Sparky812 287.23
20. hocow 285.11
21. Freudian Slit 282.98
21. Chronos 282.98
21. Baker 282.98
24. want2know 280.85
25. 42fish 268.09
26. Hoopy Frood 246.81
27. Jack Batty 236.17
27. ShibbOleth 236.17
29. astorian 231.91
30. NDP 229.79
31. Elendil’s Heir 225.53
32. gonzomax 221.28
32. Sternvogel 221.28
34. WormTheRed 219.15
35. Biggirl 217.02
36. Silver Tyger Girl 214.89
36. Dolores Reborn 214.89
38. MsWhatsit 210.64
39. Key Lime Guy 197.87
40. jali 195.74
41. OtakuLoki 191.49
42. Johnny Q 189.36
43. Justin_Bailey 170.21
44. Ethilrist 165.96
45. SSG Schwartz 159.57
46. brujaja 151.06
47. cmkeller 63.83
My first-ever rock bottom finish…blast, I should have made sure “ass” was one of the seven before I posted…ah well.
Damn! Just 3 points from being allowed to gloat at Gonzomax… at least I beat some other regulars shoots pies from the staircase of the basement, but eats some first
(and thanks Rebo, for counting my misspelled cats with the comics 
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First place? Fuck, yeah!! That’s the shit!! uh…I don’t feel like thinking up something for the other 5
My first top 5, and my mother said my potty mouth would never get me anywhere.
I’m not last! I’m not last!
Motherfucker! I missed by two. Shit, ChockFull, you’ve fucking taken the piss out me and left me tits up for the last time.
See you next Tuesday,
crimmy
Totally fucking crushed the cocksuckers Otak and Worm.Holy shit I beat the piss out of the pricks again. I fucking own those motherfuckers.
>sigh<
I got a rock.
Me either! Fuck no!
(I know this is closed- but I saw this and had to do it)
- Cunt
- tits
- Crap
- Balls
- driving
- Fuck off
- shitballs
- Eddie Murphy
- Pulp fiction
10.pass
Eleventh place? Not too bad. I thought I had really fucked up on this one.