For days and days the police of Belleville Illinois, a good sized town about a dozen miles east of St. Louis Missouri, have been scratching their heads over a rash of 33 tire slashings. Now they have their man. Sort of.
Mister Susan L. Stone, also known as David, is known in festivals around St. Louis as the Dancer of Life, or more generally as the weird loli styled 48 year old 250 lb. she-dude in a little dress and ribbons that dances what could most generously be called freestyle.
For the benefit of the fans, The Dancer of Life has provided a YouTube page. I strongly encourage a visit.
http://www.youtube.com/user/danceoflifedancer
The dances could be found under Uploads. The Wild Dance Ballet is an example of an inspired performance.
Well, the Belleville police have caught the Dancer of Life in the act on a store parking lot, no doubt due to their own video that will probably be shared on YouTube soon. I saw facebook comments from employees of Lowes’ hardware store, who had a particularly hard hit parking lot, mention seeing him in the store looking for an icepick. Retail store parking lots in Belleville generally have security cameras in a similar manner to the Berlin Wall or the Kremlin.
My guess is that this individual was desperately looking for something in his life, and was getting frustrated because he couldn’t find it.
