What would all you Dopers like to say to David Blaine?

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
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The lure of a silly man in a plastic box proved just too great.

Myself and a friend are popping into London tomorrow to do a dance for poor David and it would be quite nice to show him some form of appreciation/mocking from the SDMB. Tonight we’re going to make a nice big sign but we haven’t yet decided what to put on it.

At the moment I’m leaning towards:

DAVID BLAINE: I BURNING YOUR DOG

but I am completely open to other suggestions.

There are news cameras aplenty out there, so keep an eye out for us doing our dance and flashing our sign. We’ll also be taking some photos of the great event.

(Apparently he is close enough to see hand signals, so if you’ve got any messages that can be passed on in that fashion, just let me know :))

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When come back, bring prestidigitator

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Whatever you decide, be sure to be there at 9pm on Saturday, 12th. And bring a laser pointer.

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STFU!

:smiley:

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1920s Style Death Ray
!!!

How could I have not thought of this first?!?!?

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I think you can’t go wrong with pointing and laughing.

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Next time you want to go on a diet, try Slim-Fast instead. And stay home.

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try **THIS IS NOT ISOLATION[b/]

9

Why would David Blaine be interested in screwed up coding :wink:

10

There is always the old…

SURE…44 days in that box and only 10 seconds in this one!

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DAVID! URI GELLER SAYS STOP THIS NOW! HE HAS SOMETHING URGENT TO TELL YOU!

That should fuck with his mind.

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“You’re an escapologist. Escape!”

“Can you feel the magic? The magic is coming…”

“Shazam!”

Or, my favourite:
All stand around holding hands… singing “Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun” ad infinitum.

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YOU LEFT THE GAS ON.

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with only drinking water and staring at observers for 44days, his little box is gonna fill up with piss pretty darn quick - then what’s he gonna do?? no nutrients, my ass.

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Larry, that is brilliant. As I type I am probably less than 500 yards from Mr Blaine, so perhaps I should do this later…

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I was stuck in a lift once. Where was my media circus?

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Willy Wonka wants his Great Glass Elevator back!

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**Missing: One Great Glass Elevator

If found call 555-Oompa-Loompa**

19

Stupid place to put a fish tank

I’ll stop now.

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That is not David Blaine… that is just some guy in a costume

or, give a sign to a child to hold…
Come home Daddy… I won’t do it again