I wondered how he was going to pee, too.
Anyone know how he’s going to manage that with people watching?
The article said that he has diapers in there…how he will change them… who knows…
He’s already peed. It created a round of applause and much flash photography. I believe the pee goes out the bottom of the cage, where it’s checked by doctors for health indications.
He also has a blanket, which I’d imagine he’ll cover himself with when changing his diaper (and this will of course allow him, somehow, to escape and replace himself with a double or something).
How about DAVID, EVERYONE IN BRITAIN THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE. STOP NOW BEFORE YOU GET EGGED AGAIN.
Merge, you are sick and magnificent. This is truly great. 
**Uri Geller called. He wants his shameless publicity back.
I vote for Merge’s sign. Perfect. Will be on camera for sure.
Dibs on the fizzygoodmakefeelnice - Wild Turkey
Merge’s is excellent – but so is Knowed Out’s.
Where’s the pot?
Double entendre there because he always looks high when you see him on TV or whatever. And a poke at his bathroom process.
Dear David,
You are a tool
Love,
Everybody.
“mmmmmm… DONUT!!!”
Yo, Dave. Start doing magic again.
I love Merge’s idea.
How about:
**Levitate down when you’re done, Magic Boy.
I only have to sleep on the couch when I make my girlfriend mad.
If you don’t come out now, Sigfried and Roy are going to turn you into a tiger!
Your girlfriend has left you for a real magician.
Do Not Open Until X-Mas!
Gotcha Ya!
You’ll have to stay up there, we broke the key off in the lock.**
All your magic are belong to us!
HOUDINI NEVER WORE DIAPERS
I don’t know what to put on a sign, but I’d sure like to know how he makes himself rise off a sidewalk! :eek:
It’d be nice to can him after he stepped outside again.
I would wait a few more days, come up with a huge picnic basket full of food and stand there chowing down and waving chicken legs at him.
Hey, David, now that we got you in there, do you think we’re letting you back out in 44 days?
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How can he survive in there without the SDMB???