The danger of nerds

The secret power of nerds has been revealed… (YouTube)

Ah ha ha. Sounds like a jock who some time ago realized that his best years were always going to be those glory days in high school, giving wedgies to smaller guys and shoving people in lockers. Once you’re an adult, that’s considered assault and gets you thrown in jail. His power got taken away, and he hadn’t ever replaced it with any useful kind of power, like book larnin’ like those nerds did, and he’s been bitter ever since.

If that was the worst that was wrong with Alex Jones, he’d be a lot better off:

And in this video, Alex Jones claims gay people were created by the government.