The Delicious Taste of F*ck You

Cafe Society
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Hershey’s chocolates has indulged in practices that have made the taste of Ghiardelli, Lindt and Nestle chocolates well-nigh irresistable to me: they’ve added the rich, creamy taste of “Fuck You, Evil Management Scumbags Who Like to Screw Workers Over” to their competitors’ already delicious candies. Mmmmmmm.
Here’s what Hershey’s has been up to.

No Hershey’s candy products will be eaten by me, and since Ghirardelli and Nestle are on the whole pricier than Hershey’s candies, I’m eating less candy … and enjoying it more! That rich, creamy delicious taste of “Fuck You” elevates and ordinary candy into a real delicacy!

What other companies have added the beguiling flavor of “Fuck You” to their competitors’ products through their shoddy behavior? I’m thinking this could be the start of a brand new approach to marketing!

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I quit eating Hershey’s after they closed the Oakdale plant.

Ol’ Milton must be doing 10,000 rpm.

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Nestle has all kinds of serious problems including decent evidence they’ve worked directly with child slavers…not sure how someone can dislike Hershey but like Nestle.

Of the companies making “mass market” candy bars none really use great chocolate in them, but Mars makes the best candy out of the lot of them. None of them compare to the quality candies that come out from the more expensive producers like Lindt or etc.

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The OP linked to an August, 2011 story that has already been discussed here and here.