Moving from hyperbole to irony: Einstein had a sense of humor.
How about choking on my fat cock?
[Ya know, if it wasn’t for the policy on two clicks to non-‘work safe’ sites…]
If my grandmother had balls…
moriah, you might want to let this one go. Possibly more important things to fight.
Just a thought.
Including you, you darling little piece of work!
As long as you continue to claim religion for your anger, I have a hint, you might want to check out the part of the bible where it says:
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.
You are the worst sort of religous nut. You gleefully decide that you are able to hate because you are religous. Take some time out and examine your purposed beliefs. You just might find that you are not a follower of christ and his teachings at all. You just might be an unhappy, hateful bitch hiding under the guise of religion
You want the Word?
You want THE WORD!!?
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE WORD!!
Trust me, my children, there WILL be a judgment, and woe to you who appear before the Judge with low riding jeans showing your boxers. Do not stand before your maker in a tube top. Hear the Word of the Lord!
I thought the OP would like Strippers for Jay-sus…
I don’t know that the Op is a religous nut or being totaly serious.
He’s just a fuddy duddy sick of the way those young folk dress.
Shit, I never set foot in a church but I might be prepared to if some of this “fashion” went away. Let god smite the buggers I say.
Suppose for a moment that there were more important things to fight about, then why aren’t you letting this one go?
Because there is still a chance for this not to turn into a big ugly clusterfuck, and we already have a massive on in the Pit this week.
As is, though, looks from this corner like you’re fighting just for your own personal amusement.
Real sluts don’t go to church.
Is there any chance you are taking this a teensy bit too seriously?
Judging by the tone of the OP, her attempts at humor, irony, sarcasm, and in general the attempts at inflaming nearly everyone on the board, and despite her join date and post count I think, well I think she’s “pulling our leg”. There’s another name for it…but I hesitate to use it.
Sam
keturah, keturah, you got it all wrong. You’re never going to be able to put someone in their place like this. What you’re doing is trying to take the high ground and the low ground at the same time… that never works. You can’t call me to task for having a hateful attitude while you call me ‘trash’ and ‘bitch’ at the same time. Doesn’t flow too well with the point you make about “loving thy neighbor”. You either have to stay above the mudslinging altogether, or, dive in completely with wrathful jibe.
Other contradictions abound: you present me as ‘gleeful’ and ‘unhappy.’ You present me as overtly hateful because of religion and covertly hateful hiding under the guise of religion.
OK, so here’s what I want you to do: Repost this and clean it up. Decide and stick with either the high or the low road, but not both. Take out the contradictory statements. Also, the spelling and capitalization needs some work. Also: ‘your purposed beliefs…’ I believe you’re looking for ‘your purported beliefs…’ While you’re looking that one up, look up ‘hyperbole.’
Is there any chance that you are taking this a teensy bit to seriously?
Just asking 
You hang up first, Pit Cop!
Ooooooooops it said it didn’t post! Sorry.
I still had some benefit of doubt left, but after the latest post I agree. Feeding time is over, for my part.
The maniacal religious rantings from moriah kind of gives me the feeling that we all might be getting whooshed, as they’re almost too far out to be believeable.
If you’re really serious, moriah , I gotta say that it’s people like you who made me mostly turn my back on Catholocism and Christianity. It sounds like you’re a living oxymoron.
But I gotta rejoice in tha lawd to be reedeemed? Oh, well…
Party in Hell! Everyone’s invited! 
Wow. Sounds like you have some deep and profound faith.
I just want to know what part of the country Moriah is from. I want to live where “short sleeve shirts in a light cotton weave” will do for semi-formal occasions. Damn, if they accept plaid, that would be heaven!
Anybody have a Dirt Devil so that I can get the rest of the glitter out of my navel? All Saints’ Day will be here before you know it.