The Difference Between Men & Women

Did this thread glitch or is it just me?

Hmmmm. No, it’s not just you.

Well, women would have an OP… :wink:

Hee Hee. Well, I guess it’s up to us. Name the #1 difference between men and women, in 10 words or less.

All women have long hair, apart from that, there is no difference.

A man can only smuggle one grenade onto an airplane.

Women get to play off of the red tees. Apart from that, no difference.

Women can admit they don’t know the answer.

Men don’t want to ask for directions. :wink:

(The only difference between men and women are the fun ones :smiley: )

Women use maps.

Curses! Beaten to the punchline again.

Isn’t it something to do with having a penis or a bagina?

NPR did a story on Morning Edition today about the Y chromosome. It turns out that men and women share only 98.5% of genetic material, roughly the same as the difference between a man and a chimpanzee.

Oh! Now it all becomes crystal clear.

I’m going to say men masturbate and are into visual stimulation more so than the fairer sex.

And now, 20 million women who love porn and masturbate 10 times a day will pipe in. You guys don’t have to thank me all at once.

Oh! Now it all becomes crystal clear.

I’m going to say men masturbate and are into visual stimulation more so than the fairer sex.

And now, 20 million women who love porn and masturbate 10 times a day will pipe in. You guys don’t have to thank me all at once.

My first DOUBLE POST!

WhooHoo!!

Wait a second. So when they compared humans to chimps, they only compared male humans to chimps? How chauvinistic is that?

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And now, 20 million women who love porn and masturbate 10 times a day will pipe in. You guys don’t have to thank me all at once.
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Woman #1 who loves porn and masturbates 10 times a day checking in.

19,999,999 women to go. :wink:

Woman #1 who loves porn and masturbates 10 times a day checking in.

19,999,999 women to go. :wink: **
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So now all they want is for you and I to start flirting with each other! :smiley:

Damn. I hate typos like that.