The Digital Manipulation Thread

Recently I saw a comic on TV talking about getting handjobs. The gist of the joke was that it’s so adorable when a woman tries to please her man that way, given that there’s no way a woman could have enough experience to give one that’s better than masturbation. I got a “it’s funny 'cause it’s true” chuckle out of it.

So, the question to be answered is … (men and women), have you ever gotten a good handjob/feelup? By “good”, I mean better than you could have done for yourself.
I don’t know if we should include digital manipulation that uses lubricants or other aids. Y’all decide.

To start things off, I’d say:
unlubricated – none that were even close to self-satisfaction.

lubricated – once, and OMIGAWD it was fantastic.

Sua

Un-lubed: ranging from OMIGOD to painful.

Lubed: Ranging from OMIGOD to fair.

Several months ago I actually learned a new technique to try on myself based on what I learned from an attentive and talented lover. No lube was necessary. I need to call her back.

Since you put this question out to women:

FINGERS RULE! The um, handjobs, I’ve received have been better than ones I could give myself - I think it has something to do with the angle. Fingers are better than tongue, fingers are sometimes even better than penis!

And I’ve learned a valuable lesson from this thread - next time I have an opportunity to return the favor to a gentleman, I’ll use lube.

So, all around, men are good at handjobs.

Carry on.

Here I thought this was going to be about manipulating digital photos. :frowning:
Nothing wrong with fingers, I have found them satisfying.

I’m with Boscibo… I was expecting discussion about manipulating photos via Photoshop or something…

And now you’ve lured me in here, and I have nothing to contribute… consarnit!!!

No-lube: ye-ouch (she was wearing rings)
Lube: not bad to YOWZA! (quickly followed by “Sorry 'bout that!”)

Like a BJ, there really is no bad* way to have it done, within reason. All attempts welcomed.

Yes, fingers are enjoyable. But better than tongue? What are you on? Tongue is the best feeling in the world. Fingers are just fun, because it can be done at almost any time in almost any situation without being caught. :wink:

Not that I would know. :stuck_out_tongue:

Most girls have softer hands than I do, so I guess it’s possible. ::shrug::

Yes.

Sadly, only once. The technique was mind-blowing.