I’ve just been given this book as a present. It’s by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
I’ve been dipping into it and I’m thoroughly delighted at being so outraged.
I picture the actual Trump presidential library as consisting entirely of fake books.
Hell, his library of tweets can be put on a 64g flash drive and kept in an Altoids tin. In a shoebox. In the janitor’s closet at Individual 1 Tower in New York City.
You mean books with outlandish and stylish covers but blank pages inside? 
With that gold trim some books have on the paper edges.
Gold. It’s good.
His indictment is likely to run longer than his collected twitter posts.
… with a sign on the door that says, “Beware of the leopard!”