Never liked Star Wars much. I’ve seen the movies, but they’re meh.
prepares for the onslaught
I always kind of found them to be sub-par sci-fi anyways.
I think that for about 30 days, we would become Gaia Online II, Then our 14.95 shield would kick in, and deflect most of the attention.
(For those who wish to inflict it upon themselves, The doom itself. )
If there were a ton of newbies who ponied up money and got disgusted or banned quickly, maybe there would be enough money around to soup up the bandwidth.
I hear the hamsters have been requesting ergonomic running wheels, and organic hamster feed. That has to add to the cost in some way.
The mods all get titanium coffee mugs, TubaDiva gets a gold-plated ipod, Jerry the IT guy gets his own scale model of the Coliseum in which to have shrews fight to the death, Cecil gets his own diamond encrusted back scratcher, and Skip Magic gets trained in the arts of actual black magic. That’s all well and good, but I want my 1500 pennies to go towards upgrading the Amiga that’s currently being used as a server here.
There’s a movement here to try to get Boyo Jim exalted to the “worst of the best” level as well. I’ll gladly contribute to that. Granted, Chochao might have to skip a meal or two (he’s the Ugandan kid I’ve been supporting), but he’s never won any awards.
If the Dope asked for a pint of blood (disease-free preferably) instead of a fee, maybe we could save lives. Mailing that might be tricky though.
Is there an indentured servitude clause in the TOS?
It would have been destroyed long before it could become that famous. It would be one long argument between the Der Trihs’s and Lightwait’s just a lot of nuh uh, uh huh, nuh uh, uh huh!