The Doper Prank Gifts Thread

Post the perfect prank gift for one (or more) of your favorite Dopers.

For Hal Briston, the Mistaken Lyrics pint glass:

Or maybe this one:

:snerk:

Well, just above this in my feed was:

Poll: Giraffe neck tie

Which might do well for our very own Giraffe :D.

But will he wear it under his chin, or above the collar bone? :smiley:

A bible for Czarcasm. :stuck_out_tongue:

For Amateur Barbarian, a one year subscription to the bottled water of the month club.

Folks-

Just a word of caution- lets not use this thread as an opportunity to take swipes at dopers.

Thanks.

Y’all could send me jeweled scarabs, but no, it’s always boxes of poop. :mad:

It is from you guys, isn’t it?

OK then: for Dung Beetle, a blow up female dung beetle-even has a fragrance emitter!

Though he hasn’t posted in ages, this one’s for Scylla!

Link wouldn’t work for me, try this one
For those who weren’t around then:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851

Not for any specific poster, but to lend a new meaning to the term “gag” gifts, this item is great for anyone who’s ever posted about their lunch being swiped from the office fridge.