…hen you get an email confirming a booty call, and you’re sitting at your computer with a huge smile on your face, and your underling comes in and asks what you’re grinning about …
…you can’t tell him.
Forgive my bluntness but please explain the big smile.
As in, “Yahoo I get to have sex with someone who thinks of unworthy of dating, weeee!”
I just don’t quite understand anyone being flattered to have received a ‘booty call’.
To my sensibilities it is offensive in every way.
This is someone who I enjoy spending time with and who I enjoy having sex with – but who’s as uninterested in a “relationship” with me as I am with him – our quirks don’t mesh particularly well.
It will be a pleasant afternoon and evening, plus some excellent sex, an activity not otherwise available to me at the moment.
Thanks for asking.
The real downside is that when one of your underlings pulls such a stunt, you have to let them know in no uncertain terms that it is not acceptable business behavior and does not belong on a business computer.
Unless it pertains to work, keep porn off your computer.
No porn involved – an exchange of personal emails, using my personal email account.
Yikes, what is with you people?
Congrats, twicks! It’s nice to have something to look forward to!
Jeez, I can’t believe you, twickster. Do you really think that loveless, frivolous, humping like animals will make you HAPPY???
Well, okay, then! Hump on!
So you got my email, huh?..
I sure did – thanks, hon. 
Whoo Hoo! I better remeber to shower when I get home then…
Shall I bring the drinks?.. Wine, beer, or hard liquor?..
I don’t drink – make sure the Diet Dr Pepper is cold, and I’m good.
Will do… You want regular diet dr pepper or the new cherry vanilla one?..
I prefer the classic, thanks.
(And it’s that attention to detail that makes you such a great toy boy – gigolo wannabes, take note!)
I’ve been trained well… Now do you want it in the can?..
I mean the drink… Cold can, with or without coozie, frosted mug, or glass with ice?..
Or are you a plastic bottle person?..
I guess your booty doesn’t get called often. It’s a beautiful thing. Let your booty sidle up to the phone and answer the call sometime. You’ll be glad you did!
Glass with ice would be nice.
And the Cheez Doodles last time were nice, but the orange dye is really hard to get off … well, you were there, you remember. How about cashews for a snack?
You need to get a fuck buddy, stat.
Have fun Twicks!
A couple of anti-fun people in here! I think it’s lovely, twicks, enjoy!
Don’t listen to the naysayers, twicks. You just go, have yourself a fun time, and then come back and tell us alllll about it, 'k?
Your lameness is offensive