To Baltimore? I don’t think so, since we’re not “dating,” as elbows was kind enough to clarify. To the boards? I must admit, I would have to think long and hard about whether to introduce someone whose function in my life was, um, functional to this particular playground.
Twicks,
Glad to hear you’re having a nice trip to Prague! Autumn is always wonderful in Prague, so I hear. 
I can’t believe you’d stop mid-tryst to tell about what size soda you ordered.
That could have waited till morning.
In my defense, that was 9:00 AM Sunday, not 9:00 PM Saturday. Saturday evening we were pretty busy – aside from the “refueling and replenishing precious bodily fluids” break. 
Well, of course he didn’t blink when you ordered the large soda. That meant you’d do that you know, special thing he likes so much later.
What? The larger the dinner bill the more… oh, y’all know!
You mean if she orders the most expensive thing on the menu, she’ll have to ‘put out’ later?
Sounds like she was planning on putting out anyway.
I just hope she got some lobster or a nice t-bone and some creme brulee to go with that large soda.
Mmm, creme brulee. [/Homer Simpson, in a parallel universe]
Those are the best kind of dates… It takes the ackwardness out of it… Should I hold her hand or not? Should I kiss her or not?.. When you know the outcome of the date is already planned, it leaves you free to be yourself…