Canabis-y person keep posting to this thread?
Yeah, very poplar! 
Lime reply, I know. But at least thistle help pad my (com)post count.
rivulus
The pun is mightier than the sward, you knaves! I’ll have gnome-more of your grassy-green attempts at horticultural humor. Only yew can prevent my wrath!
::Loads up with pun-piercing rounds.::
O-kale, I can’t take mulch mower.
Fenris Kumquat over here by me. I have a book that I haven’t collard yet. There’s no raisen for you to stay away.
raisin. Of course if I could spell, I wouldn’t be in this pickle.
I’m cumin! I’m a little nettled at being rushed. Gimme a minute to get comfry! The board has been really, really pokey for me the last few days and I’m not lying orchid-ing! I hope the bank would be lindin the board some money for an upgrade (although complaining about the board might get me a chili reception!)
Anyway, I’d lovage to continue this, but I have to get up in 6 hours! That’s jasmine-its away (jes’ 360 minutes!) and I’ve got to get some rest so I can post tomorro after I’ve a-rose!
Fern-ris
And just as an aside, although I said I’m nettle-d about being rush-ed, I just wanted to say “Hay, it wasn’t the last straw and I’m not bale-ing out! If you say I am, I’ll make you oat those words!”
Fernris
how can you think I’d lilac that?
(no points for quantity, but extra points for speed).
Zut aloe-rs! I en-tree-ty ewe to quit horsing around before it gets my goat. After all, if I was zinia-s place oiled not be morning glory lost - even a dogwood see your talent - but hedge ewer bets and quit while your cabbage is a head. Oak-kay?
Go away ! (Or-chid ya bother me). those petunia attempts at playing the game, can get yew a greens thumb. Haven’t you bean warned enough? It’ll make Fernis crocus. and I wood-nt’ stand for that. Iris some one would issue an offical ruling. I could stop produce -ing these.
I think Magdalene is the official judge! Someone needs to get her attention. She needs to be collard and brought here. Anyone know her phone number? Maybe we could give her a wring.
That said, wire we still talking about vegetables? Watt’s up with that? I find it shocking, in light of current events that we’d be wasting our time on plants when there are so many more important issues.
Wring? Scylla? Got a response Fermi?
Fenris
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, I have a verdict:
In the Fenris vs. Scylla duel, I must declare Fenris the winner, if only for stamen-a.
But wring kicked both your asses in the finals. She’s not your garden variety punster.
Okay, yes, I suck at this.
::to the rousing chorus of raspberries:: thank -yew, thank yew berry mulch mags, Tis a vine honor indeed! I’m sure glad it’s over 'cause weed whacker ourselves silly soon.
now, in regards to your post, Fenris before you volt outta here, in-capacitor-ated, you solder thought about it a bit more. transistor-ing to serious ness will screw up your mind.
Et tulip, Magdalenus? Fall then, Scylla.
Fenris:
Oh, basely done, knave. 'Tis a small wound, but it will do. You’ve made worm’s meat of me. A pox on your house (and garden tools.)
Casear, Scylla watch out or Juliet your words, and that’ll MacBeth cry. Iago now.
measure for measure,Scylla, your efforts have been a Comedy of errors, amounting to be much ado about nothing. You should lear over there a while.
Fenris, you may be a power-ful opponent, but I’ll breaker you if you try to cicuit-vent me again. U-tilatying to find windmills in your spare time.
stop it Stop It STOP IT!!!
Glad to see that this went from acrimony to parssimon-y so quickly
That such foul satanic Beet-uhl-juice would be spattered across the whiter shade of pail full of slops awaited by the swine before Haroses ( small Passover nod there), is more than I can bear.
Retreat, retreat across the whispering Rindlands of pulp to the acidic pools of Pippin. Orange you glad you stayed home and watched the bloodsport on the Telly?
Hi, Magdalene!! NICELY thrown down gauntlet. Were we having a Martha Stewart Moment? Gardening? >cackle< 
Cartooniverse
I started to root around in this Thread, but it’s too disurbing, soil leaf it be.