Actually, rasta, it is Canis Dirus! And no, I wouldn’t grow gasp marijuana, I’d grow…um…hops. Right. That’s it…hops is what I would plant. cough
Growing marijuana is against our law in Alabama, with a mandatory minimum lock-up of a thousand days!
oh wait a jiffy…just suck in big gulps of air to calm down…this is not alot of work. why do you guys and girls all moan and bitch? couldn’t you just not post if it was hurting your brain so much? look! i’m not finding this difficult at ALL hmmmmm i’m almost out of thoughts. totally out of thoughts in fact. so long for now my comrads 
I harbor a notion that should I adjust to using only words without that particular glyph, a habit will form that will stick for many months. How daunting! I am afraid this dull throbbing in my noggin will stay from this day forth…
Psst, count again. 
It’s nothing to worry about, as nobody is without flaw - not in this community, anyway. Which is to say that nobody on this board would flog you for that. (For sick fun or arousal, mayhap, but probably not for that.)
OTOH, you must admit that having four of that particular glyph in a post positing how simply an individual could go without it is a simply scrumptious irony, no?
It’s kind of scary how much an individual must twist his words and mind to follow this particular stipulation, isn’t it?
I simply fail to grasp how any thoughtful individual could find satisfaction in posts of this sort. What good is this stupid wordplay to anybody? All your “post without using this or that” stunts–“no nouns”; “monosyllabic words only”; “post only using punctuation marks”–do nothing to build a world in which a child born today can trust for a happy tomorrow. And it’s all so frightfully boring. Can’t any of you find a way to avoid confronting your dull, humdrum, no doubt hollow hours without this wasting of bandwidth? How childish! You could discuss so many fascinating topics–God, politics, art, philosophy, music–but you just go on with this ludicrous futility. Do you impart any insight with all this foolish talk? (Or “foolish typing”, as I should say, as that is what it actually is–you don’t truly talk to any human with this stupidity.) Is this what Adams and Zotti had in mind for this board? Posting in silly forums is ignoring our actual world in favor of a virtual world–shouldn’t you try to look for light, not shadows? Crisis looms for our world on so many fronts–global warming; plants and animals vanishing day by day; humans starving; nations dying; wars and rumors of wars–and all you do is sit back and think up topics to lull us all into a stupor. If you must find a way out of your quotidian days, do a worthy action! All of us ought to act, not just post for our own frivolous, passing fun. Try to do your part in changing things which could do with changing. Find out what a child wants, and fulfill that wish. Look for a difficulty, and furnish a solution. Or simply do anything but play a part in this idiocy! “Think globally–act locally”. Do a good thing and work on changing your own “back yards”, as a start. Many will thank you if you do.
Think about it–you cannot find lost hours.
P.S. To our most worthy Mods: I’m sorry if this was a “rant”–such should find a habitat only in our board’s “Pit”. If so, I ask for a warning, not banning outright, as I think–no doubt I am arrogant–that I mostly add to and do not subtract from this board.
P.P.S. I can do nothing about my “tag” by which I am known on this board, short of making a “sock”, which is rightly illicit, and which I will not do in any situation.
"Thy’ll tak my Mark of th Bast whn thy pry it from my cold, dad hand."***
Ah, I am found out. I am a fallacy. But a tiny fraction of this man I claim I am.
How could I think that I, of minimum smarts to start with, could avoid such a symbol if my own autograph contains two of that most common of vocalic glyphs?
Drats! How could I not confirm validity of my post prior to placing it on boards that so many scan through?
I am totally at fault and unsay any and all of that most foul portion of our ABC’s and humbly ask for your pity and compassion in granting this fool another stab at it.
“Moooom . . . soulmurk’s sucking up again!”
Dull throbbing? I’ll show you dull throbbing. (I’ll also show you my noggin.)
Which?
I do not fancy any claim that I apply “sucking up” as a way of accomplishing my goals!
As I do not know you, nor you I, I think an introduction would suit this situation, particularly prior to any mudslinging!
(No doubt you know that I am not truly grim about what you’d said. If only you could hark what words my consort normally assigns my individual, you would know infallibly that my skin is thick. Any insult rolls right off of my back, analogous to a duck in a pond.)
It is nigh midnight and my mind is finding difficulty in continuing to grasp this odd train of thought, so I’m off to lay down on my couch and watch a laudable cartoon known as Dragon Ball Z.
Goodnight all, do not allow any bugs to gnaw you whilst in your pajamas!
Will your brand of dull throbbing last just as long? Trust my word, I would want it to!
[sub]Oh my, I’m so bad![/sub]
Pardon me. What I read as sucking up was in fact akin to a grov’l than a suckup.
You brought a laugh to my lips with that, and now you did also obstruct my official “lounging” with my fav cartoon.
Damn you Iampunha!
::is damn . . . FUCK!::
I was not far from using “that” letter, soulmurk.
But I am familiar with that action:)
AAAAAHHHH!!! the bad alpha mark. Paddy put the bad alpha mark!! NOOOOOOO!!! and Paddy was doing so good until now…
Spanking and whipping would suit all who post using symbol 5 of our way of writing. And for us who avoid that symbol? A land of milk and Ambrosia.
And what what was a good film or two from my annual round up?
Gladiator (big sword and sandals film with Richard Harris)
Traffic (but I want Kirk Douglas’ chin and not his son’s)
Hannibal (or anything with Anthony Hopkins in fact)
going out for food is fairly straight forward
Italian is tasty and Thai is tasty, but I think I’ll trough out with that good old British standby - Fish and Chips
An author, King, put in writing a story that gradually lost symbols, including this particular icon. R’s, and T’s (mayhap N’s) also vanish into thin air! A difficult task, that!
I first I thought this was a bad thing. I said “no way is anybody going to do this right.” But, by God, it looks as though I was wrong. Congratulations to all for a smashing job. And thanks also to my find function on my wordpad program. No doubt I couldn’t start or finish this right without it.
I’d sign this but in this post I must stay anonymous.
Holy Bhudda! This is my 400th post! Woo myself!! Woo I say, Woo! Time to bring out the alcohol and the asian sluts! Yup! I can’t say how good I feel in words. It’s amazing!
I fuct up this 1. Shit! sorry about using that thing! I thought I didnt put it in. Shit! I feel dumb.