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This is the Skyrim Thieves’ Guild song!
We don’t steal things, 'cause that’d be wrong!
We don’t kill people, that’s wrong too!
What’s that you ask? What DO we do?
We put stuff in people’s houses,
Go to breweries, kill their mouses,
Burn up beehives, do some bribing,
Sit around our bar imbibing,
Break some vases, hunt down traitors,
Make transcriptions for translators,
Beat up bandits, disarm traps,
Some kind of weird seance crap
Really, friend, you’ll find us game
For anything you’d care to name.
(That’s if, of course, it’s not a crime
and doesn’t pay, and wastes our time.)
Well, one guy does that stuff, I think;
The rest of us just sleep and drink
And mind our most important rule:
In the Skyrim Thieves Guild…
Stealing Just Ain’t Cool!
Seriously, Brynjolf? Dude? Buddy? I know I’m new to guild and all, and I don’t have a full grasp of the history or local politics, but…I know we’re going through hard times right now, and forgive me if I’m speaking out of turn, but I think I might have an idea for what we could do about it. See, we’re the Thieves’ Guild, and we’ve got all these, well, thieves, who are good at, like, picking locks and sneaking around and taking stuff without being noticed and all that…so I was thinking that maybe, like, it would be a good idea if we were to, you know, GO STEAL SOME SHIT.
Anyway, just a thought. Guess I’ll go find that magic key for the ancient secret society or whatever. Later!