“The douche of freedom washes away our darkest fears.”
The Solar Cells of Liberty fail in our darkest nights.
Wait, I think I did that one wrong!
The tires of freedom are always one spin from a blow out.
The MyPillow of free speech will smother the woke liberals of cancel culture into permanent slumber.
^Thread Over
The Roomba of liberation bumps into the furniture of oppression while cleaning the living room of freedom.
The hot peppers of liberty still burn in your kishkes.