This is a quote from Kevin McCarthy and Twitter is full of funny responses.
Mallory McMorrow is my favorite person in the world right now.
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"The radiator of liberty warms our souls but burns our hands.
The dehumidifier of freedom still dries our tears."
I bet you guys can do even better!
enipla
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The fan of freedom blows hot air.
Umm, sparking electric cords, whether of liberty or not, tend to stop our hearts.
Something I learned from bigclivedotcom!
The sparkplug of revolution drives freedom.
The fuel injector of socialism has replaced the spark plug of capitalism.
The resistive heater of free expression melts the ice of tyranny.
Gyrate
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Patton Oswalt’s response:
The radioactive lump of plutonium still plugs our butts.
wguy123
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The burned out bulbs of conservatism don’t light the way.
Saw a brilliant slogan written on a hand dryer in a bathroom. Press here for a short speech from Trump
Chefguy
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The ricer of democracy smooths the mashed potatoes of freedom.
The Drano of conservatism unclogs the shit-filled drains of our rhetoric.
The Heartbeat of America is tires thumping over roadkill.
VOW
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The farts of our leaders illuminate the darkest of nights when lit.
~VOW
Chefguy
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Someone on the Twitter feed asked if this was about capital punishment.
The lawnmower of fascism will be defeated by the power the sun & rain.
The blender of rhetoric still churns in our intestines.
The rectifier of justice has a positive bias.
snowthx
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The eclectic chord of puberty still sharts in our shorts.
Yllaria
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Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
May the duck of freedom continue to munch on the bread of integrity ever more.