The Emergence of President Obama's Muslim Roots

[mswas]

@El_Kabong

Hey, what if he really was a muslim? Wouldn’t that, like, inoculate us against against more of them there terrierist attacks?

ETA: er, so what Simplicio said, more or less.

Actually Jihadists and Islamists seem to prefer attacking Muslim nations than non-Muslim ones.

[mswas]

@Sampiro

yet was not at all influenced by the Christian grandparents or agnostic mother he spent far more time with has either an odd view of the human mind or else a belief that twixt Christianity and Islam the latter is by far the more compelling religion.

That was something that always perplexed me that Christians I mentioned it to ignored.

If the Christian God is the real God then why are you worried about atheists or Muslims taking over?

or the corrolary

If we are living with God’s providence then aren’t the events of today part of his plan?

[mswas]

@Bryan_Ekers

Hmph, there was a time when you could accuse a man of being a Freemason and that was good enough.
What’s happened to society?

It’s easy to point to Freemason Presidents that people approve of.

Both Roosevelts, Truman, George Washington, and people are pretty fond of that Ben Franklin character.

[elucidator]

…then aren’t the events of today part of his plan?

Yes, but this is the same Deity that designed the platypus. We have reason to be concerned.

[mswas]

The retort I throw at people who question the authenticity of his Christianity.

“So you are saying the Christian conversion process is invalid?”

[BrainGlutton]

@xtisme

I’ve only scanned the thread, but my question is…has ANYONE come in ranting about Obama being a closet Muslim? Are there even any 'dopers who are worked up about this (from the ‘ARRRRGGG! He’s a MMMUUUUSSSSSLLLLIIIIMMMM!’ side of the house)?

Seriously, this has all the ear marks of someone starting a thread in GD asking for advocates from the Flat Earth Society…

-XT

Reread the OP. It’s not Pitting Dopers!

[outlierrn]

@elucidator

Yes, but this is the same Deity that designed the platypus. We have reason to be concerned.

You misspelled uterine prolapse

don’t even get me started on the 5 aortic arches

[Captain_Carrot]

@mswas

It’s easy to point to Freemason Presidents that people approve of.

Both Roosevelts, Truman, George Washington, and people are pretty fond of that Ben Franklin character.

You weren’t including Franklin as a Mason President, were you?

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Captain_Carrot

You weren’t including Franklin as a Mason President, were you?

Yeah, he wasn’t a Mason!

[Frank]

@elucidator

Yes, but this is the same Deity that designed the platypus.

Even deities wake up with hangovers wondering what they did last night. “Seemed like a good idea at the time,” they say.

[Bookkeeper]

So his roots are emerging. Hasn’t he heard about Grecian Formula yet?

[SteveG1]

@xtisme

I’ve only scanned the thread, but my question is…has ANYONE come in ranting about Obama being a closet Muslim? Are there even any 'dopers who are worked up about this (from the ‘ARRRRGGG! He’s a MMMUUUUSSSSSLLLLIIIIMMMM!’ side of the house)?
-XT

He’s a zombie! ‘BRAAIIIIIINNNNAAAAANSsssssss!’

[SteveG1]

@mswas

“So you are saying the Christian conversion process is invalid?”

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile

[Der_Trihs]

@steveg1

you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile :d

YOU WILL ALL BECOME ONE WITH THE LORD. YOUR FAITH WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OURS.
Darn auto-decapping.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Der_Trihs

YOU WILL ALL BECOME ONE WITH THE LORD. YOUR FAITH WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OURS.
Darn auto-decapping.

Which should work out quite well in a service economy.

[carnivorousplant]

[quote=“Der_Trihs, post:74, topic:498628”]

YOU WILL ALL BECOME ONE WITH THE LORD. YOUR FAITH WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OURS.
Oye gevalt, you haven’t stolen enough from us already?

[Der_Trihs]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

Which should work out quite well in a service economy.

***WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH YOUR ASSIMILATION ? ***
Darn auto-decapping ( still ).

[dropzone]

@mswas

It’s easy to point to Freemason Presidents that people approve of.

Both Roosevelts, Truman, George Washington, and people are pretty fond of that Ben Franklin character.

[Firesign Theater]The only President of the United States of America who was NEVER President of the United States of America.[/Firesign Theater]

[straight_man]

@emmaliminal

*Muslim *demons.

The term you want is Djinn.

[Kobal2]

@straight_man

The term you want is Djinn.

Actually, it’s efreet. Djinni can be good or bad, efreeti are always bad. And shapechanging, too, so Obama’s got, like, a 99% chance of being one, what with being the Muslim antichrist and all.

The very real problem is that, like Keith Richards, conventional weapons can’t harm them, only magic. So it’s probably too late to stop him now, since Christians have burned all the witches. YOU MANIACS ! YOU BURNED THEM UP ! Ah, damn you ! God damn you all to Hell !