I kept my wooden stakes from the Nixon era, and I stocked up on silver bullets when Cheney and his sidekick were elected. I am not completely helpless. 
You’ve still got the wooden stakes? You didn’t use the wooden stakes? Uh-oh.
I thought Clinton provided the one for the official driving of the stake at Nixon’s funeral.
See? It’s OK, Elucidator. They screwed the lid down really, really tight, too.
I fail to see how this would work. They still have his actions after he became a Christian. And most of the people I know who argue about this believe one cannot be a Christian and be pro-choice. Or even not attend the National Day of Prayer. Or some of the other things they claim as evidence.
dropzone, Firesign Theater? Far out.
N&T? You sure cleared out my sinuses.
Have you not noticed that slowly the West Wing is moving to the East? Please tell me I’m not the only one. Some day before the White House will be in the shape of a horseshoe.
Oh, 'Bama. He’s a secret atheist pretending to be Christian who everyone thinks is a secret Muslim.
We had to! She weighed more than a duck and had a carrot on her nose!