OH! I get it!
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.
Dont be so cheesy, he is not I, and I am not him.
I too young and attractive to be a troll anyway.
:)~
Troll Puppet: A well paid conveniently placed lobbyist and supporter of anyone having enough funds to retain him/her. 
You say “cheesy” as if it were a bad thing…
“…and now my son Phillipe shall dive into the troll-infested waters whike I watch from the deck of the Calypso…”
Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University
“The idle mind is the Devil’s playground.” -Professor Harold Hill
I found the OP entertaining. If it’s not true, it should be.
For the love of god, somebody please help me. “Mr. Anderson” has got me held hostage in my cubicle and is threatening to let NewtonsApple and FormerPoster play ping-pong with my balls unless you stop this madness, take them all seriously and listen to everything they have to say. Please help me! I’m so scared! No, no, NO!!! Please take that paddle away from my crotch. Please! I beg you! No. Not the overhand slam. Anything but the overhand slam! No! Please! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
{{{{{smack, smack, smack, smack, smack}}}}}
:: Hands D.D. an ice pack for his crotch ::
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
(blows whistle!)
Sideout
Please start over LOVE-15 serve.
Troll Puppet: A well paid conveniently placed lobbyist and supporter of anyone having enough funds to retain him/her.
DD: Dang, didn’t realize you were into that S&M stuff. Sure hope you have a good HMO. (Br’er Rabbit comes to mind for some reason.)
Newt/aka Trolling Wonder: I am not always right; however, unlike you, I am not always wrong. You may not realize this but out of over 4000 registered posters on this board, a few have actually worked for, and a few actually still work for, the military and other branches of the government. Your story in the OP was kind of cute, in a Sybilesque way, but your fatal mistake was in positing that a well-known form in the government contained something that it does not contain. All I had to do was post a link to the site, run by the Navy’s Bureau of Naval Personnel, which has, you guessed it Teeming Millions, the instruction (as the Navy is wont to call their regulations) which governs preparation of said form. I don’t care if you check it or not. Since I spent 20 years as a personnel clerk in the military, I’m kind of familiar with the thing. My bet is that, after about 20 years, you will be kind of familiar with a rubber room.
Again to Newt/aka Trolling Wonder: didn’t you learn the first time I encountered your posted bullshit that I have facts on my side and you have, well, bullshit on yours.
Hey chill out or at least direct your attacks at the right folks. This name was chosen today and started due to the way things were going. Its a joke. Calm down.
Troll Puppet: A well paid conveniently placed lobbyist and supporter of anyone having enough funds to retain him/her.
I’ll go along with that. I gave Diane extra credit for asking Danny for SSN’s, which, he, of course, cannot provide. It was not my intention to slight you.
To Dannyboy 99: You oughtta write for TV. I hear Walker: Texas Ranger is looking for no-talent, two-bit hacks like you.
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
(Jerry Springer show)
Paging Danny O’Sullivan, paging Danny O’Sullivan. You are on AIR in less than a minute.
Better run Danny, dont wanna miss the big day mama made you get all dressed up for.
See, when I said “OH! I get it!,” that’s what I “got.” I had to go to the other thread before I realized, but it was after school on a Friday, so my brain had already closed up shop for the weekend.
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.
Cha-ching. I like that one, Monty. Mind if I use that elsewhere?
No problem, Glitch. Last time someone asked me that, it was after I related the following incident to him:
Back in 1993, I was a PN1 who was supervising the ID card clerk at a PSD. The civilian clerk there brought an ID card to me for my signature. She had crossed out the wrong benefits in the “authorized” block so I told her she had to retype the thing. She told me that she wasn’t going to. I then told her that if the regulations said to do it her way, no problem, but if it said to do it my way, do it now. (Hint: I already checked the reg.) Well, she told me: “Why should I do what you say? I’ve been doing this job a long time.” My response was: “I’m really not interested in how long you’ve been doing it wrong.”
Now to tie this into the OP - Newt/Trolling Poster: You’re a jerk. I think I can safely say that from your postings on this board in the number of costumes you’ve had to choose in the space of a few short days - & I think I can safely speak for the rest of the posters on this one: We’re really not interested in how long you’ve been a jerk, just that you have been one here. So why not stop it now? Better yet, go away and bother someone who might be interested in such a jerk.
C’mon Danny finish the story!!! What happens next? Sheesh, just leave us hanging with Newt being kidnapped. Was a rescue attempted?
Please note that we don’t allow more than one handle per customer. A joke’s a joke, but we’ve had enough problems that we’ve had to make this rule. We didn’t like making it, but enough’s enough.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope
Dannyboy, that is the most contrived, steaming piling of maggot infested horse shit I have ever had the misfortune of hearing. Take your sideshow story telling act on the road where people can pelt you with the same diseased shit you are spewing forth from your lying mouth.
And now I would like to issue an apology to all SDMB members. I am deeply sorry for ever siding with this crack addict, and his friends/alter egos. If ever again I seem to be on the wrong side of a debate with a freak like this, please feel more than free to point out my past foibles with the likes of Liarboy/Newt’s Apple (he didn’t even deserve that name).
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
HEEEEEE’S BAAAAAAACK!
Notice the fact that his rant supposedly gets Phaedrus off the hook. Carefully slid in in the end. Actually the whole point of the rant. IT’S HIM (no not Jesus).