The Exciting Game With One Rule

Lizards can’t keep a secret.
Weasels are… well, weasels.
Platypuses are egg-laying traitors to the mammalian ethic.

Frogs have terrible skin.
Sloths are always in such a hurry!
Horses are a bunch of neighsayers.

Mooses are just plain shifty!
That goes double for reindeer and elk.
There’s a reason why “oxen” rhymes with “toxin.”

Noah would be proud to have you as an assistant, but alas you have yet to name the critter of concern in our venture.

There’s nothin’ gnu about a gnu.
I speed up to drive over dingos.
Kangaroos have their ups and owns.
Wombats lack intestinal fortitude.

Ha ha hahahaaa!

Cows have terrible fashion sense.

Zeldar… would this be an *extinct * quadriped, by any chance?

Velocipedes will embarrass you in 5-star restaurants.

The Tyrannisaurus Rex is so passive-aggressive.

Komodo Dragon

Hey, randompattern, I was sure you had me there last night! Then when the guesses veered away, I was like, whew! Ha ha, couldn’t believe my good luck, short-lived though it was. :cool:

I didn’t know I could keep guessing after I got one wrong.:smack:

You know, I meant to specifically state that last night … that there was no reason someone couldn’t keep posting after they broke the rule. I should have, I’m sorry. After all, the only way to figure it out is if you break it.

By the way, triceratops are real tossers! Ha ha!

Not yet! :smirk:

Well, y’all are narrowing down the animal kingdom, beast by beast. Surely some generic multi-purpose questions could dispense with the species by species listing, eh?

Your call, for sure. Just sayin’.

Does it have a tail?

Does it have horns/ antlers?

Carnivore?

Herbivore?

Hooves?

If they have tails they’re barely noticeable, short stubby things. Go with “no.”

Predominantly carnivores but may eat occasional veggies, I think.

No hooves. No horns or antlers.

Fine work, there, randompattern

Mammal?

Reptile?

Marsupial?

Nocturnal?

:confused:

What kind of body covering does the creature have? Scales? Fur? Slimy stuff?

Mammal

Fur covering

Not especially nocturnal but may occasionally move about at night.

Gorilla?