Nope.
randompattern, you are very clever! I just finished dinner, and came in to ask if it was a primate. --??
No.
Macaques are messy.
Chimps are chumps.
Bonobos are perverts!
Orangutans … well jeez, I can’t think of anything bad to say about orangs, even in jest.
Aren’t those guys primates? If not, they’re still not the one you’re needing to find.
Heh heh, never mind.
Hyenas have no ethics!
Hippos are stone misogynists.
You said no feline, right?
I cannot bring myself to bad-rap bears. But if I did, would it break The Rule?
Capybara?
None of these, and felines are out, too.
It’s not a feline, but is it a canine?
Carnivore, omnivore, or herbivore? Is it bigger than, say, a German Shepard? Does it live in the wild or is it commonly domesticated? Does it make lots of noise?
ETA: Sorry, didn’t see that felines were out when I posted this. Hmm . . .
Wait - is it a bear?
Wolves rock! But if I didn’t like them, I would say they suck.
Pssssst! Octarine! See post #87.
Not a canine. Predominantly carnivore, maybe omnivore. Bigger than a German Shepherd. Wild, undomesticated. Can make a bodacious noise.
What about the worlds largest rodent?
YES! But that’s not all! There’s more to it.
Polar bear?
Almost!
No insulting Teddy Bears?
Grizzly bears!