Ladies, hypothetically, If you could convert one of the Fab Five who would you work on.
Me, it would be the Food and Wine guy, of course for the cooking, but he is handsome and serious. To me, he looks straighter than the other four. He looks like, he could have been marriage and family material.
Huh?
He still could be marriage and family material.
Oh, wait - you’re not in Canada. Nevermind. 
Something about this sentence seems kind of insulting…
Oh wait, my mistake, everything about this sentence is very insulting!
I beg you to stop, ask a mod to close this thread, and never speak of it again.
Closed at the request of the OP.