The Fabulous Forums of Fathom Lost and Found

During the recent Dope influx, a few items were left behind. Feel free to claim them at the Lost and Found window.

Lessee, there’s:

[ul]
[li]1 tin whistle[/li][li]half a box of Pop Tarts[/li][li]Dog earred copy of War and Peace[/li][li]Various towels from the hottub[/li][li]Assorted snappy sig lines[/li][li]Two cases of beer (nevermind, they’ve mysteriously disappeared)[/li]
and

[li]One pair of black, crotchless underpants.[/li][/ul]

:eek: Which thread did THEY come from???

Sorry. Lady Chance’s.

What flavor Pop Tarts?

Hey, now, rundogrun! You’re not supposed to give those things back! Where do yo think I get my Welcome Basket supplies???

Are you sure you didn’t see a pair of drumsticks in there, size 3A, nylon tipped?

Oh, and if one of those cases of beer was Bud Light, I’ll see you in the Pit!

:wink:

If any of the cases had been Bud Light, it would still be there: Fathomites drink beer.

(rummage, rummage)…there’s also a servo-motor from the tailfin of a V-2 rocket, a pair of tickets to the December 13, 1941 world premiere of “Commandos Strike at Dawn,” starring Paul Muni (unused), a camera in the shape of Charlie the Tuna, and a pinback button from Delta Airlines, “Official Airlines of the 1972 Republican Convention.”

Um, yeah…uh, that may be with the beer from Oklahoma, but, um…Oh yeah! This beer came from Texas! Yeah, Texas…

[sup]walks off muttering[/sup]

I really wish people would be more careful. I found what looks to be Cheez Whiz ground into one of the pillows on the couch. Those need to be dry cleaned, you know!

Psst! Opal…C’mere…

[sup]I saw that; I know what you’re talking about…I don’t think that’s Cheez Whiz…[/sup]

:eek: but it was bright orange!!

Someone needs to drink more water, I guess…Say, are one of those fainting couches still around from the “Fancy-pantses and Debutantes” thread? Maybe we could rip of–er–borrow a cushion from one of those, just toss this one away…
Oh! There’s the Bud Light! tomndebb was right…

That’s what I call Fancy Pants.

Well, the PopTarts WERE chocolate, but the skunk’s gotten them and they’re now all gone.

There were a couple of case of Bud Light, but those just got thrown away. Except for two bottles. The skunk used them to wash down the Pop Tarts.