The feel good story of the day! He's ugly, smells bad and has sore feet!

Bank robber description: He’s ugly, smells bad, has sore feet

With that picture I almost do feel sorry for him.

Maybe the SDMB would hire him? They need to beef up the hamsters anyway.

Naw… not with sore feet.

Never mind.

Sheesh. For a second there, I thought you were describing my ex.



You broke his heart and drove him into homelessness. Now he shuffles past the lonely streets, sleeping in alleyways and forced to rely on the “Miller bomb” to get beer money.

It’s probably not far off from the truth, astro.

There are reasons why he’s my ex, y’know.