The final sign that The Apocalypse is upon us

I saw a pimped out hoopteed out Volvo today.
A VOLVO???!!!?!?!?!?!

A VOLVO???!!!?!?!?!?!

The mind boggles.

I’m speechless, so it’s a good thing I can still type.:stuck_out_tongue:

It was truly awfu.l

It had those small wide tires with singularly hideous gold rims, gold chrome trim, UGGGGHHHH I can’t go on describing it, it makes my head throb just recalling the damn thing.

I expect to see The Prince of Darkness coming along anytime now.

Well, Muffy & Chad obviously like the cars that go BOOM.

Mwah ha ha ha!

I’ve seen a tricked out Pinto before. Who would invest that much money in a Pinto to keep it running, much less putting dubs* (those really huge rims that require skinny tires) on it? Those things are freaking expensive!

[sub]*Disclaimer: The only reason I know this is because my old roommate (AKA Ex’s Little Brother) spent his rent money on them one month.[/sub]

Wait a minute…

You’re not His4Ever!

Wasting my time on a profane thread…[mutter, mutter, mutter…]

I thought my liver would explode when I 1st saw a minivan hoopdied out. (yeah, old word) I laughed real long and hard as he drove by me in the mall parking lot. Surely not the reaction he wanted, eh?

Whew!

A volvo crisis.
I thought you were going to tell me that the *Spice Girls * were getting back together.

:::::shudder:::::

Was it orange?

(name that reference!)

Did it have a baby seat in it? Even a straight up pimp gotta be protectin’ his shorty. Everyone knows Volvos are the safest car on the road.

Ahh, I can beat a Volvo. I worked with a guy who bought a Jeep CJ7 and then pimped it out. Dinky rims and tires on a Jeep with a lift kit. Gold rims, gold moulding and a gold badge on it. His Jeep could barely make it over a speed bump whne he was done.

HEY!, IT"S A JEEP!. It is meant to climb hills and go off road. IT IS NOT A LOWRIDER!

Slee

Why’d that dude get banned?

  • Bubba.

I’m curious about that too. He certainly was abrasive (and he once disagreed with me, which makes him clearly insane, ahem), but I’ve read his posts for the past week and I don’t find anything ban-worthy.

Maybe it’s an inexplicable act of Mod. :smiley:

He got about six different warnings about his hostile behaviour over the past few months, and aparently refused to shape up. This place ain’t for everybody.

That gold chrome stuff looks so cheesy. Obviously these people are not of sane mind.

So, he shouldn’t have made fun of Coldie’s car, I’m guessing…

Shoulda took a picture and sent it to beaterz.com.

It looks like this post is what might have done him in… but I’ve been known to be wrong on occassion. It dosen’t seem that bad less calling rap/rock stars druggies and murders. :smiley:

Whops sorry didn’t mean to post in this thread, I was trying to get the pit thread about why he was banned.