If there is a car going 40 on a freeway with a 65 mph speedlimit, it is a Volvo.
If there is a car entering the freeway from the ramp at 20 mph, it is a Volvo.
If a car up ahead turning left does not pull into the intersection, it is a Volvo.
My theory…Volvos are considered the “safest” car on the road, and it is because of that reason that every crappy driver on earth buys the damn things, knowing full well that the way they drive, they will be lucky to be alive in a week. Thus they buy the safest car so when the inevitable crash occurs, they have a fighting chance to be alive and make it to the Volvo lot to buy their next ugly, 4 wheel shield from death.