And when he rubs them together, they turn into catcher’s mitts.
What penis threads?
Hmmm, so neither of those complaining about too many penis threads bothered to actually post links as to where all these “too many penis threads” are?
And funny how both complainers are male?? 
Not being snide, I just thought it was interesting. As a girl, I personally find penis threads and the male psyche revealed in them, to be kind of interesting. Being prewarned and stuff like that and all. 