The First Embarrassing Moments Thread As Far As I Know

I expected there to be multiple threads about embarrassing moments when I searched, but there was only one–about how you’ve seen someone doing something embarrassing. I’m afraid I haven’t had any of these experiences, or else blocked them from my memory. So unless I searched wrong, I’d like all you dopers to share. Please, share!

If there’s already been one of these threads, please link me, And Mods, lock it up.

I was trying out a new anti-psychotic drug prescribed by my doctor called Clozaril. I went into the bathroom in my birthday suit, took off my bathrobe, and sat down on the throne. Next thing I knew, I woke up in the hospital emergency room. My sister said I had made a lot of noise (apparently I had a grand mal seizure induced by Clozaril) and she had opened the door and seen me nude on the floor. This, to me, is the epitome of embarrassment: for my own sister to see me nude like that. I know she didn’t think anything of it, but I was embarrassed afterwards anyway.

My most emberassing moment was when I hit a parked car in a parking lot. I kinda sorta feel asleep at the wheel and just whacked into it! They threw the book at me for it though I got probation, community service, and the whole lot. IT was cleared of my record though after I did my service. Not that emberassing it was just one of those damn I can’t believe I did that kinda things.

Most Embarassing Moment
What’s Your Most Embarassing Moment?

Sometimes helps to change the default on the Search Page to “Any Date”. :slight_smile:

You forgot the ultimate one: Funny things said during love making/intimate moments…

Still my favorite thread of all.

Mine is so embarrassing NOBODY has ever heard it. Nor will they. Ever.


There’s also Please Post Your Most Mortifying Experience

And then there’s “What’s the most physicallly painful thing you’ve ever felt?”
Some of those are pretty embarassing.

And how could we forget: The Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Done.

What was the one with “most embarassing thing your kids’ said?”

Your doctor’s name is “Clozaril”?? Must be a hit at SF conventions.

Hey, thanks guys. I guess it was that date thing. I hereby narrow this thread down to “Links to other threads like this.” Or something.