…is to always talk about Dope Board.
My latest article for Optics and Photonics News mentions The Straight Dope in the very first sentence, and gives a link.
The articles online Here:
Under the title Light Touch: A Brief History of "Dord"
http://www.osa-opn.org/view_file.cfm?doc=%24)<K%2CJ%40%20%20
&id=%24*%2CO*K%40%20%20
(But you might need to use your OSA ID #. Sorry)