Really, it’s an honor just to be nominated.
<rehearsing acceptance speech> I’d like to thank the Academy…er, the Clique…[sub](raise fist)[/sub] Free Tibet!
sigh What? 126 posts isn’t good enough for you people? I’M CALLING MY LAWYER! He’ll straighten this out…
1,000 post limit? What about long time members with less than 100 posts?
I think the Little Bastard award should be given by the moderators. As in, “Look, you Little Bastard, unless there’s a General Question, the thread doesn’t belong here!” and “Cmere, you Little Bastard. Let me show you why cross-posting is bad.”
Any takers?
D’oh!
[ul]
[li]have less than 1000 posts[/li][li]Not be ‘famous’ *[/li][li]No more than 1 spectacular post under their belt[/li][li]Not be a troll[/li][li]can be either male or female[/li][/ul]
Kwyjibo, I chose you because you were the first person I cared to examine who met the qualifications. I didn’t bother asking around for nominees.
And there is no cash prize. Sorry, Max Carnage.
*If a random doper is asked to name another doper off the top of their head and one doper is named by at least fifteen other dopers, that doper is considered famous.
<sniff>
::Holds up award::
You like me! You really like me!
(Or at least tolerate me.:))
Thanks Anubis, but now that I am kinda famous, does that therefore disqualify me?
Oh yeah, and once you have received a Little Guy award, you can’t get another one.
Just because I like the name, I nominate: Mysphyt.
Me, a celebrity? No, I must be ever modest and humble, and challenge that description of myself. (or something) I am most definitely not articulate some of the time, but thanks for saying I am.
Hey, you’re also taller than I am… I’m only 4 ft. 11, or 5 feet even, on my good days. 
Congrats, Kwyjibo! May this award long serve to enhance your name recognition factor! (this is the stuff I post while doped up on Neo-Citran, which is SUPPOSED to make me feel drowsy, but isn’t, dammit!)
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Hey! I resent the 1000 post limit! I’m just as little around here as anybody, I just won’t shut up.
{stomps off muttering about “can’t even get into the A.V. Club”}
Oh, yeah, congrats to Kwyjibo, blah blah blah
{stomps off again}
Congrats, Kwyjibo. You have your own stalker soon enough, and mooching distant relatives will starts crawling out of the woodwork.
Say, I’m not a celebrity here, am I? :Snickers, breaks out into laughter: Sorry, 'couldn’t keep a straight face, either.
Ranchoth
Congrats, Kwyjibo!
Now, about that October award, I may be six feet tall, but I’m a little guy too!
Wait, that doesn’t sound quite right…
Kwyjibo, you’re an inspiration to all us little guys, and a Simpson’s name to boot! Well done!
::bows::
Thank you…
Oh! Too kind! Far too kind! 
Oh no, you are quite the celebrity, dear Flami!
Oh yeah, congrats, balding North American ape!
–lel, who wishes to be nominated for the little guy award in 2004.
Well, if I get a bunch of threads about myself, some of which are actually (gasp!) complimentary, I can only surmise that I’m well-known round these here parts. [/Western impersonation]
2004?!? Nah… you’ll make it by 2003, easy.
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Yeah, I do think you are well-known!
And if I keep responding to you, I will be ineligible by2003! :eek:
(I really do need to learn to debate in order to make more coherent and worthwhile posts. Sigh.)
I haven’t really wandered far into the debate side of things, but maybe I will. Not that I have opinions on everything, but maybe I’ll lurk.
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