“POW”
“…is a Muslim”
“Senior moment”
For the first time ever I’m fucking sick of reading Pit threads because after the OP they’re all the same.
Feel free to add your own.
Lipstick on a pig.
But wait… I couldn’t hear most of those jokes because for five years Clinton got a blowjob!
For five and a half years, John McCain didn’t even get to make stupid jokes.
Why do you hate America?
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For five and a half years, John McCain didn’t even get to make stupid jokes
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Those too, fuckers!
“Why do you hate America?” is still funny.
Yes. Yes it is.
FTR, I promise I will not make another “For 5 and a half years, John McCain couldn’t…” joke as long as McCain extends the same promise (that thing about the houses was a joke, right?).
Senator McCain is right here, and I was about to have him swear an oath to that effect, but… nnngh he… must…not… HE CAN’T RAISE HIS RIGHT HAND! GET IT? HE WAS A PRISONER OF WAR AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN’T RAISE HIS HANDS! POW!
If anyone needs me, I’ll be composing a Pitting of myself.
no. not really.
“The Old Boy’s Club? In the McCain campaign, that’s called a staff meeting!”
Oh, wait. That is still funny. Never mind.
I didn’t find the five and a half years jokes to be terribly funny until I saw the clip of him answering the houses question. Now I’m got zero sympathy and it makes me giggle.
If a Muslim POW puts lipstick on a pig, is he having a senior moment? 
The unfunniest political joke in the nation? “George W. Bush”
Bush
Cheney
McCain
Palin
That’s four…
“No, ma’m, I will not! I’ve only been a Republican for five minutes now, and already I feel like screwing somebody!”
OK. Retired for the duration. The cute one about the puppies with their eyes open, that’s still OK?
Only if he’s standing on a treadmill.
CMC +fnord!
Maverick.
I’m so over it.
OMG that’s so funny I’m ROTFLMFAO! LOLOLOLOL!
:rolleyes:
Ma, Ma, Where’s my Pa? Gone to the White House, Ha, Ha, Ha!
I mean, come on people, it’s been 124 years now. Sheesh.
If Obama is not affiliated with Muslims and is not a Muslim, how come his “day off” was on the first day of Ramadan? Hmmmm???
Sorry, that wasn’t a joke.
If you laugh at this joke the terrarists win!
Mission Accomplished!
He’s a uniter not a divider!