If your erection lasts four years or longer, consult your physician immediately.
You’re right. The idea that Obama is a Muslim isn’t a joke.
The people who actually believe it, on the other hand…
I’m sorry, but “POW!” will always be funny.
Catch-22 used to be really funny.
Now, not so much.
But on the plus side, everybody gets a share.
+1
I’d like to see all the variations on McDisparagingAdjective retired. None of 'em were particularly clever to begin with, and they’ve only become less so through repetition.
“I am The Decider”
“My friends…”
OK, willing to give up “Buffy, the Bullwinkle Slayer” But “Mooseolini” stays!
I will see your “Mooseolini”, and raise you a “Caribou Barbie”.
So now we’re picking on Bob Dole again, too?
Palin killed a bear when she was only 3.
She shot a moose in her pajamas. How a moose got in her pajamas I will never know.
“Obama has thrown (____) under the bus.”
Only if they’re being fed one at a time into a wood chipper.
Parentheses?
“Not so much” isn’t as funny now as it used to be.
Me too, but he’s running for office instead.
“Thanks but no thanks.”
Technically not a joke but should be considered one – and retired.
Nice.
OK, we lose “Caribou Barbie” but keep “Il Douche”.
Seriously. And if I ever hear “Blaine, Blaine, James G. Blaine! Continental liar from the state of Maine!” again, it will be too soon.