The Force is with Sequential Threads

**Stuck in Germany: what to do on the weekends?
Sex Sans Condom
**

What is the first thing you remember?
Color pictures of Nazi Germany

:eek:
Mad Science
“I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. Nobody fucks with me.”
Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating

Where is that beeping coming from?!
Chinese “Mistress Contest” Goes Horribly Wrong

The producers failed to disarm the tracking collars in time, leading to another season of “Reeducation Through Arranged Marriage” without a clear winner.

Chicago’s Online Hookers
Christian Panties

**Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself
Sex Sans Condom **

Heh. Now it’s:

Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself
How do you treat YOUR blocked nose
Sex Sans Condom

The old nasal penetration trick…

**Poverty or Chastity

Faith (or lack thereof)

**

Whatever Happened to Hope?

Best dumb criminal stories
Fred Phelps banned from entering UK

**Sex Sans Condom
Silly Things That Make a Man/Woman Unnatractive To You **

**Today I hate virtually everyone in the world
today is the best day **

In the Pit:
**Get… off… the… roooooooooad.
Get off the road. No really. I mean it. Before you kill people. **

**What inexplicable thing has happened to you?
So basically, a 16yo prostitute came knocking on my door. **

“But officer, it was inexplicable!”

** A list of things you can do without breaking any of the 10 commandments

On Cuddling
**

11th: Thou Shalt Not Cuddle

** I Dodged a Bulllet

Genius chimp shot by police
**

Yeah, but they got the chimp.

I’ve read all the Flashman books
Burn Notice

Were they really that bad?

In New Posts:

How do you treat YOUR blocked nose
Pickled herring

Ask the child support officer
So What’s the Worst Crush You Ever Had?

**today is the best day
This?
Today I hate virtually everyone in the world **

**I Dodged a Bulllet
Genius chimp shot by police **

Poor guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

**I MUST have this t-shirt
Worst Purchase Ever **

**What inexplicable thing has happened to you?
Bottom-Shaking, Micro-Skirted Abbot Flees Temple with Posse of Ladyboys **