Hey, somebody’s gotta start this thing up, might as well be me.
So, anyway, ACBG and I spent three days in St. Augustine, FL. We had a great time. Lots of stuff to see and do, lots of good food, lots of TMI stuff I won’t bore you with. And Blizzards. We ate DQ Blizzards everyday.
Since we were in St. Augie and all, we decided to get real touristy and see as many tourist attractions as we could. There’s lots and lots of that there. We made a dent but didn’t get anywhere near half the stuff we coulda seen. We walked around the historic district, saw the alligator museum, the lighthouse, the shrine of The Lady de la Leche (with a 250’ tall stainless steal cross), Ripley’s, the Fort, the old city gate, the protestant and catholic cemetaries, the old drugstore, the fort, Potter’s Wax Museum, the winery (I brought back six bottles of Vitner’s White, six bottles of Vintner’s Red and a bottle of Port), the old jail (that has a gallows out back!) and the famous Fountain of Yoot. We did a trolley tour which rode us by all the stuff to see and we kinda chose what to do from there.
The Fountain of Yoot was our favorite. Not only because we got to drink from the fountain and are now both vigorous 20 year old males (HAH!) but because of the tour guide. He was worth the price of admission. He kept sayin’ “Fountain of Yoot.” We <snerked> each time he said “Fountain of Yoot.” From now on it shall forever be in my mind “The Fountain of Yoot.”
Thus endeth the tale of my juvenility (it’s a word now!) in St. Augustine, FL.
Oh, and we had Chinese food twice during our trip. Ok, once was yesterday after we got back home but in our minds we were still on vacation so it counts. Feel free to <snerk> away.
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Oh, one more thing, as if I needed further proof I am indeed a gay man, I bought four pairs of shoes. I went in an outlet store for a pair of dress shoes. I bought said pair. I walk by a Rockport outlet store and spy a pair of wingtips on sale. I try em on and bought em. Then I walk by a Bass outlet store and see two pair of soft leather shoes (in black and brown). I walk in, try em on and bought em. They were on sale! I am soooooo gay!