Fuck pie.
It’s actually called a Bronx cheer. Where were you born – in a raspberry patch?
How are we supposed to fight ignorance when people don’t know their geography?
What the fuck is wrong with you people? This really is the shallow end of the gene pool.
Your mommas are all so fat they have their own zip code.
Fuck you all.
Doesn’t this belong in the Pit?
Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes. You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well I wouldn’t become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.
Thank you.
The most beautiful smell I ever smelled
All the beautiful smells of the world in a single word
Urea
I just met a girl named Urea
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me
Urea
Say it loud and there’s toilets flushing
Say it soft and it’ll likely cause blushing
Urea
I’ll never stop saying
Urea
Urea, Urea…
Urea
Say it loud and there’s toilets flushing
Say it soft and it’ll likely cause blushing
Urea
I’ll never stop saying
Urea
The most beautiful smell I ever smelled
Urea
Ahh… I’m dreaming of Flusing Meadows… aww shit I got to go pee…
Urine Trouble!
You’ve posted 24 times to this thread, and you’re bragging about having a life? I actually experienced a vagina in person once, and I can guaran-damn-tee you it wasn’t by posting to a chickenshit thread like this one. Go put another canteloupe in the microwave, Potsie, because we all know you won’t be living up to your screen name any time soon.
blowero Kinda like bolero but more like blowhole.
pussy
I cook and then eat fuck pie. What’s wrong with that you commie pinko?
BTW I just fininshed watching that movie(It was Finnish after all, they got foxxy-e-i-e-o otters!) double feature. And I give it one thumb up and one down. The monkey had a, well problem and the moose seemed pretty stuck up. Can’t blame the poor chump.
Debbie knows how to do OTTERS! I can’t wait for the sequel!
Bippies bit part in it sucked, no, really, very good sucking! Then she started pushing the dog away from the toilet! That’s when things got wild. Then she got thirsty. I rewound that part and did the slow motion thing. I can make DVD copies of it if anyone wants. I think some sort of award is in order for that one.
I couldn’t tell what the hell Phouchg was, male? female? mule? The ears were right for mule. Phouchg was avoided when the pustules started their dripping thing. It was the right color/consistancy but not from the right places. The color was a bit off actually.
Don’t let parfu fuul you. It’s all part of the sinister plot those GD nips have trying to take over the minds of our young. Pokiemon my ASS!
Pucky still can’t figure out how to work a simple shower/bath valve. Rightsie tightsie, lefty loosey simpleton! take a bath, get that tuna puke off and smell fresh for the next round. And BTW it’s “pukey” asshole.(pyukey for you southern)
I won’t mess with samarm, samarm is simple. samarm is close in spirit to celery and that would be cruel to say bad things to samarm.
asshole
fuckit SAMARM RULES ALL REJECTED PILES OF SHIT! Everyone need to eat afterall.
I can’t believe you shit-for-brains have kept this going this long. Is there not a single thing you wankers could be doing that would be more useful than posting to this waste of processor cycles?
What? Someone else has already made a similar comment earlier in this thread? Fuck you, you don’t think I’ve actually read any significant amount of your drivel do you? Besides which, any and all abuse of the participants in this thread, no matter how repetitious, is only a good thing as far as I’m concerned.
Losers. You make me physically ill.
Just more proof that Mr B. Scene is just another commie pinko fruit (A KIWI!? perhaps?)
I live in Va. U.S.A.! Vagina Beach, Vagina, U.S.A.
Don’t talk to me about Vaginas, I know Vaginas! Lots of sand. Big waves, lotsa fish.
the next city over is Norfolk.
(pronounced nahfuck I shityounot!)
Aussi, American for piss
I’m off to Piscataway.
Losers.
Cite?
Not on your family trees.
This is quite therapeutic and I do hope I haven’t offended anyone. You are all I’m sure a good bunch of folks (except for the dunderheads from down under). I salute you all with what I may only present with great honor. This genuine zircon encrusted tweezer, this genuine pack of Montana dental floss and this invitation to the house of Dinah Mo Hum for her and her sister’s gala event of the year. Crabs are on the menu, have your fill.
may you survive
not!
OOhhh, how clever the Boy is. Look how he learned to use hisself a smiley. He spells “code” with a K ‘cause he ain’t never gonna have NO Clue about anything! He only recently stopped using the SDMB Pony Express, back in the day when it took freakin’ forever just to reply to some other bloody eedjit’s thread.
Like this one!
You suck so much, the American Pie wouldn’t even let you come close enough to do your dirty deed.
You submoronic troglodyte.
tunabreath you ignorant slut. If you weren’t so busy being sodomized by your adolescent brother, you would realize that Americans don’t give a shit about anything Assie. Or English, Chinese, Guatemalan, Liberian, or even Aboriginal American. All we really want is more good looking naked people (we aren’t related to) of whatever gender we lust after, to be rubbing us down with hot oil or cream cheese. Flavoured cream cheese. Note I say flavoured for you backwards asshats who still think truck is a verb. Imperialists! Penal colony rejects! Go ahead and mock us, Bruce! At least we have TiVo! And I haven’t forgot you, tunabreath, I’m just meandering around so the next poster won’t feel their utter lack of ingenuity for not having already discussed any of this in over six fucking pages of dialogue. FTR, you killed Flipper! Oh, and 
palCat, get off of your back, close your legs, and get down here to moderate your thread, you web portal lactating uber bitch! Have I offened everyone yet? No! I have yet to dissect all you loser Trekkers with your phasers and transporters and huge breatsed women. No wonder Roddenberry died. Shame is still fatal in many countries. Middle Earthers? Yeah, you got a cool life. I wish my mommy would drive me to the movies and buy my beer so I could spend my money on useless biopics aboput a man who wrote these things because he was so bored he wanted to leave this planet. Unfortunately, NASA has that locked down, so fat chance. At least the Pope is still infallable. Unless he’s actually commenting on scripture and not politics. Allah you other religions, get in line… this is gonna take a while. Shit! They found me! Be back soon. Love, NCB
“Brain and brain, what is brain?!”
How the hell would any of you people know?