Oh, damn! Viva cut the ropes loose. Have to tie 'em tighter next time.
Naughty naughty!
that’s honour for the dunderheads.
What is it about the Brits and their lap dogs? To many silent letters. We say trunk they say boot. we say fender they say wing. No wonder their cars are the way they are! I have a(n) LBC (Little Brittish Car). They only drop the parts they don’t need while going down the road. They don’t leak oil either, they mark their spot.
I only have the car because it was like a kitten for adoption. It was also my favorite car from the 60’s LaMans. Flame AWAY!
I only have a few more thousand to put into it and then
I can fix it!
dem deuche mit der gutte carren! SKRUENZEM! JUST BECAUSE THE PASS ME BY …
You are so fripping frapping incompetent, it’s a wonder you can type at all. Clearly, you have nothing better to do than spend your days here, in this pitiful stinking thread. At least I’m going to take a break soon before I come back to kick some Clueless Butt.
Mmmm… Oral sex! 
My entire argument is summed up in this flash animation.
And to all of you who copied off me, linking to fake websites,
Bite me.
N gol dern C fuckin B you ever notice your name ends in boy? I’m not a slut! I require papers, pedegree, and a passport! Why? I just dont get it . here we all are just trying to get along (except for those demons from down under who steal our virgins with their croc hunting macho accents) I have values!
The salad fork goes on the left, outside for example. I learned that fro that commie pinko fruit before I “dispatched” him. Fed-ax and all that…grrrrrr frogs!
I want my adolescent brother back DAMN YOU! You’ve had him long enough and the lease has been up for some time now. Opal put in a higher bid.
What is there besides Americans to worry about? Sharkfin, tiger weenie eating Chinamen?
America only fears Canada. Look Up this! Unlike the pansyassed shitwipes this is a real link. The Generals Jenny and Claire really have plans for world domination.
Florida is to become a penal colony! Poor Mickey!
let me quote just this.
The systematic destruction and sublimation of all opposing the Canadian reign – and the polite, yet horrifically brutal, control of our future territories of conquest.
it is time for us all to set aside our petty squabbles and untie!
except for those Aussies
Fucking aussies.
Fuck off.
Fucking SUVs.
Fucking fuck FUCKFK FKASKFKDKDFKDKDK
djosddd sorry found myself foaming at the mouth there
FLUSHING MEADOWS
I DREAM
OF PISSING
IN YOUR MOUTH
samarm is odd
Hi, I’m Sam, I’m 6 feet tall, Pisces, I’m like the great outdoors, I’m into some light BDSM…
Awww fuck it
GO PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC
WHILST WEARING A MICHAEL JACKSON MASK
FUCKING RETARDS
tunabreath don’t even get me STARTED. You want the truth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you,” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
OK, I’m a little drunk. I should go to bed.
WITH YOUR MOMMA
thank god this is the BBQ pit
(no really I’m going now, sorry if I made a scene)
Hey, tunabreath, General Jenny and General Claire are now aware that you know about our plans, 'cuz I ratted you out you piscine coprophage. I wanted to lead the hit team myself, but they said they had special plans for you. It didn’t sound friendly.
As for that “Brits and their lapdogs” bile you were spewing, just because somebody knows enough to understand that there’s a “u” in colour and can pronounce “zed” doesn’t tie them in with any asshat nation stupid enough to pronounce St. John as “Sinjin”, or (God help us all), Featherstonehaugh as “Fanshaw”.
We do, and Jesus Frickin’ Eddie Dixon Christ on a Jumped Up Chariot Driven Popsicle Stick it makes me vomit hard enough that my spleen has just bounced off my monitor to say this, at least agree about those crocodile molesting freaks of evolution who’ve somehow managed to overcome their innate stupidity and get past the Great Barrier Reef to re-infest the rest of the planet.
You’d think being exiled to a place where if it’s not big enough to eat you it’s poisonous would have taught them that we don’t want to see them anymore, but they’re fucking everywhere.
My explanation for why Australians travel so much? They’re looking for a place with no Australians. Wouldn’t you?
Don’t get me wrong, you moss covered semen stain on the tablecloth of life, I am sure you only managed to stumble upon a correct opinion by random chance, and I still hate you with the kind of fury that I generally reserve for the producers of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Oh, shit, sorry, man, that was out of line. Never mind the last seven words above, substitute something like “genocidal war criminals” or “people who don’t remember they’re writing a cheque until after all the groceries are rung in”, or something like that.
As for the rest of you, everyone in this thread SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE RYAN LIAM!
Except tunabreath. He smells worse.
Damn it! Now I’m mad!
“Except tunabreath. He smells worse”. You think it’s easy? I live down hear wear flowers grow and then the sheep and goats eat evrything!
I been awarze a them fer some time now. Virginia is somehow a place them Conadions like. They said they woul’t hurt us too bad. They sure do come to my town a lot evry summur scoutin’ around and stuff. I even seen signs in the onnerstate sayin jes me souvieniers or sem sech. I think its a code for y’all come back now y’here? I thank city coucle cut one o them thar deals.
Wees’a armin tho. I got me some sparklersa from the eastern shore ifn I kan jes keep my sun away from them. He likes sparks.
Anyways, we cot them blueclaw crabs, oysters, and all the Chesapeake Bay Gold, we gots Gulf stream, and all the Navy Jets it takes to rule at least 8 consonents!
Jenny and Claire are masters of stretargy though. We have Colon Bowel!
He’s a '01 graduate o Butt Station High in Chesapeake, he dern near passed his HOL’s
y’all are jes jello bathers
wait, I need to bathe too
Oh yeah? Well, try this on: My cat’s poop smells like YOU!
Cite this: …
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For those too dense to get it: It’s my middle cyberfinger thrust in your general direction!
My cat’s poo smells like Billy “Smiley” Evens. I hate that kid.
Well, it was right in the middle until the damnster ruined it!
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Okay, it's just a finger. But it's still pointed at the rest of you.vivalostwages
even if you do think we are 1, you are still zero, zed, monkeyshit, moose poop. Not by a long shot otter scent.
twit
Psst, tunabreath, any cars with “Je me souviens” license plates are actually driven by the advance elements of our plot to burn the White House again. I heartily recommend that you disable them by putting a lit sparkler into the gas tank.
You have to stay right there to make sure that it doesn’t go out, though.
Oh, and if you really really want to hurt our efforts, make sure that the Quebecois (it’s French for “Storm Troopers”, we just call them that to confuse y’all) are still in the car when you do it.