Being fed beans and rice may not make you blow up and kill you in and of itself. It’s the special buttplug attachment that will do you in. Have we met? I’m kinda sensative about my duckbelly. Kudzu, the commie vegitable!
Bippy? Laugh in? next we’ll see you fall over on your trike right?
carrot you moron! get your intergalactic Xenu hyper-translator out. he said he’s an ass wipe and he’s sorry for bothering me, but happy to say fuck you to the rest.
FTR, I was using voice actuated word processing software, and apparantly, my computer is more than a little fed up with me. I shouldn’t have to read to it Herbert’s Destination: Void or The Jesus Incident. Gave it ideas about AI, I see now…
Err, what language did he say that in, tunastinkingsonofabitch? Because what I heard was a lot of “Blah blah blah I’m the subway-licking spawn of Satan blah blah and tunabreath is stupid blah blah but Kn*ckers is a goddess and you should all listen to her”.
tunabreath, I don’t know how many times I have to tell you this, but your invisible friend Xenu is absolutely no fucking help in killing anyone. Got it?
Ah, the time has come. tunabreath has decided that pounding on the keyboard like one of the proverbial monkeys will serve him better than his otter-addled brain. And you can stop threatening people with your gas, fuckstick.
the lasers from j. travoltas chinn (one ne for each chin) will turn you all back into the crispy fried little morsels of fly shit that you are. Xenu gave them to him. I trained him. I have no need for fingers, keyboards or computers as I am Thetan supreme.
I got the gold in the '88 Olympics Otter 1000!
WARNING! H Bomb strength tunabreath can kill planets if not used according to directions listed on back label.
Hey grocery store idiot. No, not you, the other guy. Don’t pay with a motherfucking check when there are 6 people in line behind you. Or if you do pay with said check, please have a conceptual understanding of how it works before you try it and cumulatively waste over 15 minutes of other people’s time.