**NoClueBoy: ** “No more blah blah blah!” Bonk bonk on your head, you frikkin’ freak! I’m sure a complete loser dumbass geek like you will know exactly what I’m talking about.
yawn
Y’all still playin’ in here?
It’s over. Go home.
He’s right. Take a walk, read a book, cook a meal, sniff an otter, whatever it is that you do when you’re not doing this, just go and do it.
Except you, vivalostwages. I know what you do when you’re not doing this, and have alerted your local authorities and they WILL arrest you if you ever do it again.
If it’s “over” then what the fuck are YOU doing here, Nader? Uh huh, thought so. :putz:
If it’s over, I want to thank Opal for a thread that was glorious, GLORIOUS. I hurt something in my neck laughing.
Oh, and everyone, Jacko off.
Maybe we could do this every couple of months, just as stress relief. It’s nice to be able to gratuitously attack people in a friendly way, and I’m really happy with some of the new insults I’ve learned.
Okay, some of them are of limited use in real life (the average man in the street not really getting being called a “Ryan Liam smelling otter sniffer”), but most of them are useful and some are sheer poetry.
Thanks, OpalCat, it was one hell of a ride.
Bitch.
Nice code there, Opal :rolleyes:
What were you going to do before I screwed it up?
Ah, sorry. I did the really long final paragraph about how I was leaving and would never be back, then four posts about how I was really leaving, and I was going to end with the one at the top of this page, “Never see me around here ever. Damnit, doesn’t anybody care? Won’t somebody please love me?”. That was the punchline, it was supposed to just be me all alone in the thread posting over and over that I was leaving and then finally breaking down. You know, the way that people who repeatedly threaten to leave a board actually just crave the attention they get from making the threats?
Your post, where you called me a thread killing assmunch, got in RIGHT BEFORE MY PUNCHLINE! It totally killed the effect, here’s somebody giving me the (negative) attention I was crying out for right before the big breakdown where I flat out begged for attention.
Fortunately, dopers are smart enough to see what I was going for, and I did get to use my flaming dragon piss line, which I ripped off from the insane homeless drug abuser in the movie “Miracle Mile”.
“Bonk Bonk! On the head!” is from Miri, a Star Trek (TOS) episode where a preadolescent girl falls for Captain Kirk’s oh so obvious charms.
I resent the implication you pretentious bitch. Stop using “historical documents” to faccilitate your head hunting witchery.
Vivalostwages aptly describes this under paid, over rated TV whore.
2trew needs a sticky ststing that name calling isn’t nice, so stop it, waa waa waa.
Putzy Schumer is a preadolescent girl.
FTR, I flaming dragon piss on all things Star Trek. I would rather watch “a very special Pokemon,” where Ash comes out, if that hasn’t already happened.
I hope I hurt someone’s feelings.
WTF? This should be stickied! Right next to that pitiful plea for understanding!
[stimpy]
I like AARON! He is my FRIEND!
I like HIM AND HIM!
**HE likes ME… and I LIIIIIKE
I LIKE HIS AUTOGRAPH!!! IT IS A NICE PICTUUUUUUUUUURE!!! **
::tongue rips out::
[/stimpy]
[Dark Helmet]
Broccoli! I HATE broccoli!
[/Dark Helmet]
Its called ** board dope sum bitch** thats wth that means!
My twin’s head is sitting right next to me on my shoulders and she’s pissing me off!
My SUV’s exhaust smells like otter ass.
:rolleyes:
Oh. My bad… I didn’t mean [stimpy] -I meant
Killer Ka-DOOOOOOOOOGAN!
I’ve known Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk was a friend of mine. And you, NoClueBoy, are no Captain Kirk.
Sorry 'bout that.
But let me be the first to say that “thread killing assmunch” would NOT be a good band name.
Oooooh, I’m soooooo hurt. :rolleyes:
I’ll bet it took you all day just to figure out how to spell my name right. You obviously couldn’t spell “stating” correctly because even your spellcheck knows how much you blow.
Thread-killing assmunch.