So how far did it (the underwear) go?
Oh, and lest Opal check in-- Despite what your childhood chums told you, your mother really isn’t that good in the sack, you might want to expand your horizons, Des.
(upon preview, you beat me to the punchline, dammit!)
What did you expect, I should give you a break already? Tinfoil hat boy.
Oh, what I would DO for a good tinfoil hat! All we get over here is this crappy aluminium stuff. Can I be Tinfoil Hat Boy? Pleeease?
Oh, and I’ve moved, Des, just for you.
That’s just way too cool for this thread, Darth Nader. I can’t think of a single insulting thing to say. 
Someone will…
One time I followed this chick off a bus and tried to scare her by looking all menacing…uh, when I say “followed” I mean I kept 4 blocks behind her and she never knew I was there…I mean, I had her purse…no, her wallet…okay I didn’t have anything of hers but she really deserved it because she’s a child molester…okay she’s not really a child molester but she deals cocaine…okay not even that she’s just a bitch. And I didn’t follow her. And she’s my best friend’s mom. No, I mean she’s my mom. And I wasn’t trying to scare her I mean I was just following her. Except I wasn’t. And I had her purse but I didn’t have anything of hers. And I didn’t know her. And she didn’t know I was following her but I scared her good!
AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Great fucking timing, Nocturne! In no way does my last post of the have anything to do with that awful wad of child molesting theft and drug dealing stalker incest…
Fuck it, I still have my new tinfoil hat. All is good.
I really wish you knew what I was referencing with that post.
Holden Caulfield playing GTA Vice City, right? What do I win, Nocturne, topless pics of Walter Cronkite?
Aww, crap, now Libertarian is in here.
Can’t we all get back to the ball licking?
Just give him the link.
We don’ need no stinkin’ links!
[QUOTEOriginally sniveled by Demostylus
Just give him the link.[/QUOTE]
No! I don’t have to do what you say! I’m living a free lifestyle! I’m not bourgeois like you! I don’t have to do what anyone tells me to do! Everyone but me is a LOSER.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37697
Don’t think I did that because you asked me to! I’m a FREETHINKER, not a bourgeois pig.
I messed up my coding on PURPOSE, you fuckers. It was ARTISTIC.
Mmmmm. Good art.
Try feces on canvas next, I’m sure that in time your work will be right up there with the sculptures found in my cat’s litterbox.
Since my post is obviously superior to the bland prattle-tattle of the stumbling, grubby mutts who provided the other, less worthy posts in this thread, I declare myself the winner!
Cecil shall crown me with Laurel Leaves, & I shall have the rest of you sent to the salt mines, or thrown to the lions, or the bears or the Red Socks or something.
Sod Off! You pratts!
Holy crap! This last page sucks! You guys have really lost your creativity. Forget to eat your Wheaties this morning?
Really, I expected better.
Opal, how shall I throttle thee?
For your small, perhaps,
voyeuristic
sudden drive-by posts?
O, how the many folks are angry.
Perhaps, if one might be so bold:
POST IN YER OWN FRIKKIN THREAD MORE OFTEN THAN TO SAY YER NOT HAPPY WITH IT!
Silly bitch.
Okay, now I’m suddenly inspired to be insulting again.
So, OpalCat, how does it feel to run a board where Guin_Stalker posts?