I think Darth and Desmo want to do each other.
Darth and demo sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G…
Well, we’re still working on the ball licking thing. Wanna help?
I wanna do my sock?
All because I’m not posting here anymore. Der.
Now, go on with your petty, meaningless lives.
Thread killing ass munch, indeed…
Stupids.
I have an excuse. I’m sick AND I have cramps.
Des, you named an article of your own clothing after me? One you use to wipe up those nasty protien spills? Wow.
Did you glue eyes on it? Maybe draw a tongue and long eyelashes on with a marker?
You, you REALLY LOVE ME!
And everyone else can fuck off, we’re having a moment here, okay?
Damn, I never realised that these sock-puppets could be so hard to control.
“I can’t kill her , Mr. Hat, you’re going to have to do it.”
Time Out
Desmostylus, please stop with the sock puppet thing. I am one of a few of dopers who have been unbanned, after an honest misunderstanding, and let’s just leave it at that, okay?
Time In
/me kicks Des in the balls. Over and over again.
(Sorry. Didn’t know about that. I thought it would be ridiculous because of the differences in registration dates and post counts.)
Ow!
Nocturne you evil bitch. You just had to post that link didn’t ya? Well of course I had to re-read it and having done so I am convinced that there is nothing that me or anyone else here can say that could top that full out meltdown in 3D technicolor®.
So I am just going to take my ass munching, ball licking, rat felching and otter sniffing comments and go home.
Fuck you all, you fucking fuckers
I hope you are happy now freaks.
I once made a perfect replica of a vagina out of some old work boots. One that was slightly bald and old looking (very, very “experienced” looking), only the laces for fur. When I was finished I was so proud, it was so life like. But it smelled like bad cheese and looked really old. I used my right boot so it had this enticing left curve. Alas, I’m a rightie.
Besides, it was too loose.
It beats yer hershey squirting commie sock monkey puppets at least. You shits make me wanna PUKE!
I couldn’t even lick my own boot! much less anything else, …brrrrrrrrrrr
The memory just makes me wanna puke
I really think this belongs in IMHO, and I shan’t post here again until it’s moved to its proper forum.
Happy
Read the damn FAQ before you post Happy. You bastard.
:smack:
You’re right.
Moderator, please close this thread!
Happy
Whoops! Forgot to preview.
That should read, “Fuck off, you testicle!”
Happy
Preview this Happy:
You can’t see anything, can you. That’s because you’re a bastard.
I couldn’t see anyting either, perhaps too much jacko.
Anyway, just to try and get things back on track here, Sappy Bedwetter and Bobbit Bunny suck Hersheys with Almonds squirts out otter butts.
Listen, I’ll spell this out for ya: if you can’t see anything in my post, you’re a bastard. If you post a reply bitching about how you can’t see anything in my post, you’re a rat bastard.
If you then continue to post horseshit about how unfair this whole thing is then you’re a rat bastard in a tutu. Kapish?
Just remember, it’s not MY problem, it’s YOURS.
You tutu wearing rat bastard.