You tryin to say “Capice?”
Well, don’t cuz you’re hurtin my ears.
Good day.
I said, “Good day!”
None of this matters, you twisted, jabbering scumbags.
Because I win.
We’ve already settled that.
So stop shrieking and clawing like junkies at the ankles of your mental, moral, physical & aesthetic betters, you flatworms!
Thanks. Thanks a lot. Here I’m supposed to be going to the grocery, but NOOOOOOOOO. I’m glued to the computer, reading your INANE, childish drivel, you guys SUCK at anyways, while my CHILDREN are STARVING, puling little whiney things, I *don’t know why they are always *EATING with the eating thing, my GOD I just fed them 3 DAYS ago.
WELL thanks a LOT I am just saying when the DHS comes to put me in the jailhouse its all YA’LLS fault and I’m gonna get ya when I get out. With all yer cryin and bitchin and LIKE you knew how to cuss somebody out. You are gonna WISH that ***Fatal Instinctive Attraction Sniffin Otter Butted Goat Felching *** movie was just a JOKE. But it is your sentence for LIFE I am telling ya, yall bunch of Tort-Feasers !!!
you can all just take a flyin’ fuck at a slow-rollin’ do-nut, THAT’S all. Bob Dole WILL be visiting you shortly.
Hail fellows, well met.
The humor on this thread has been exceedingly witty and erudite. I commend everyone for their deportment.
The sterling nature of these ripostes have left me with nothing to add, save my plaudits and admiration. I can think of nothing negative to add, not even the most picayune quibble.
I certainly have not seen any thread killing, as much
as I looked for it.
Carry on.
I wondered what all that spontaneous cheering in the street was about.
Dear Pucky:
Fuck You. No really assmunch.
Now OpalCat need not worry on the level of discourse here.
Myyyyy assmuch has a first name,
Its P-U-C-K-Y,
My assmunch has a second name,
Its S-C-H-U-M-E-R,
Ooooh, I love to sing it everyday,
And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaaaaay…
'Cuz Pucky Schumer is today
My favorite assmunch in the USA.
Thank yew, thank yew…
Why I do declare that sounds like you are threatening to tell Opal on me. OH MY GAWD NOOOOOOOoooooooo.
Please won’t somebody think of the children.
No need to tell me, I’ve been watching you pretty fucking close already, you human snail trail! I can’t believe that you would show your face in this thread, actually.
:races all over and through the thread laying down super thick n slimey snail trail in her path:
:::scatters rock salt:::
and a yummy trail indeed! with otter scent and chunks of…
well, um, chunks.
pyukey screwmer is a randy dandy one, without all that pansy-assed(munching) make-up he would actually llook like a woman instead of some street walking crack head transvestite penis tasting, scrotum sniffing, elbow deep throating, t-shirt collecting, curb sitting, up the skirt leaf looker!
(shudder) CALL THE POLICE!
…theres a madman around. Run him down, underground, to a dive bar, in a west end town.
[PetShopBoys] What have I? What have I? What have I done to deserve this?[/PSB]
[PSB]You take me to a restaraunt, on Broadway, to tell me who you are.[/PSB]
A fellow Pet Shop fan… marry me Mermaid!
Oops… now why isn’t my damn edit button working!? 
What’s this? Can’t you do anything right? This hardly scans at all.
Try again:
Myyyyy assmuNch has a first name,
Its P-U-C-K-Y,
My assmunch has a second name,
S’H-U-M-E-R,
Oh, you can eat me every day,
And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaaaaay…
'Cuz Pucky Schumer is today
The best assmunch of USA.
There. Much better.
Assmunch.
I don’t feel good. What kind of chunks were they bitch?
Tunabreath, what the hell got into you? I have never, never collected t-shirts.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Assmunch.